CrosshairCollie Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Listen to hours upon hours of whining. It's not like you have another choice. NT: What should Brett Favre's next career be? Politics, of course. He can change his mind all he wants there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What should Brett Favre's next career be? Sales mouthpiece for pharmaceuticals. Painkillers, erectile dysfunction alms, even steroids (hey, if he's out of the NFL, who cares?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What should Brett Favre's next career be? Playing dead. Minus the "playing" part. NT: Foxbat is trading in the ol' Centipedemobile. What for, why, and how much will he get as a trade-in allowance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is trading in the ol' Centipedemobile. What for' date=' why, and how much will he get as a trade-in allowance?[/quote'] He and Foxbatgirl, well, it went a bit beyond villain and sidekick. Now, he needs that minivan, but really, only $2500 for the Centipedemobile? They're just not in demand since the new model came out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is trading in the ol' Centipedemobile. What for' date=' why, and how much will he get as a trade-in allowance?[/quote'] Foxbat, who's been an active supervillain for more than a quarter of a century, has finally hit his midlife crisis. So he's trading in he Centipedemobile for a Maserati in Fire Engine Red. As far as trade-in value, the dealer offered him five dollars and fifty-three cents, plus a double tall nonfat mocha latte. His reaction was, "Sweet! That leaves me enough to get a bagel, too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat is trading in the ol' Centipedemobile. What for' date=' why, and how much will he get as a trade-in allowance?[/quote'] Antmobiles are easier to keep in tires and get better gas mileage. Sadly, the Centipedemobile was worth nothing in trade, but he had to turn it in to get the new one anyway. NT: Subtle signs that the surviving Republicans in the Senate have lost their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the surviving Republicans in the Senate have lost their collective minds. There are still Republicans in the Senate?! Who knew? Oh yeah, the question. Hmm. Okay, how about this: They still think they're relevant, and demand to be treated that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well as the Senate was in the middle of a Githyanki-Mind Flayer brawl and the Gith pulled out shortly thereafter, the Mind Flayers needed feeding. And hey ! Anything is better than nothing. Besides Republicans are chewier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the surviving Republicans in the Senate have lost their collective minds. "Yes, sure, we'll do whatever he says! Wait, what do you mean he's no longer president????? Obama? Really? I was wondering where he'd gone off to . . ." NT: It's Charles Darwin's 200th birthday. How should it be commemorated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Charles Darwin's 200th birthday. How should it be commemorated? Wipe out another species today. What the hey, how about wiping out an entire phylum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Burn down Westboro Baptist Church while hordes of protestors gather outside. No wait that's what all of America wants regardless of which side of the Evolution debate they support..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: It's Charles Darwin's 200th birthday. How should it be commemorated? Climb out of the sea and grow legs. NT: Subtle signs that Pat Robertson no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Pat Robertson no longer finds your antics amusing. He leg-presses your entire house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He asks God to punish you and God goes 'Oh Alright Then' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that Pat Robertson no longer finds your antics amusing. His groupies once again take over the WA state Republican party, and again try to ramrod their theocratic intolerance and a social agenda that would have been considered old-fashioned in the Triassic into state law. For the third time in thirty years. With another gubernatorial candidate who can be described as "The Ayatollah in the pink silk blouse". Bankrolled by out-of-state developers. Who have been benefiting from illegal/improper payments out of state funds for decades (gosh, how could that happen? ?) Idiots. NT: The Democrats are incompetent pie-in-the-sky clueless bleeding hearts. The Republicans are soulless money puppets who've bought the leaders of the bigot factions. P*** on both of them, I'm gonna vote for ________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Democrats are incompetent pie-in-the-sky clueless bleeding hearts. The Republicans are soulless money puppets who've bought the leaders of the bigot factions. P*** on both of them' date=' I'm gonna vote for ________.[/quote'] The Autobots. The Optimus Prime/Ultra Magnus ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Democrats are incompetent pie-in-the-sky clueless bleeding hearts. The Republicans are soulless money puppets who've bought the leaders of the bigot factions. P*** on both of them' date=' I'm gonna vote for ________.[/quote'] Pie. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The Democrats are incompetent pie-in-the-sky clueless bleeding hearts. The Republicans are soulless money puppets who've bought the leaders of the bigot factions. P*** on both of them' date=' I'm gonna vote for ________.[/quote'] Foxbat! NT: Foxbat needs a running mate, so of course that would be __________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat needs a running mate' date=' so of course that would be __________.[/quote'] ...someone more mentally stable and competent than himself, obviously. Someone like Stark from Farscape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Foxbat! NT: Foxbat needs a running mate, so of course that would be __________. LeRoy the Awesome Exoskeleton Vice-Presidential Candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Harbinger of Justice. NT: What is eating Gilbert Grape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Harbinger of Justice. NT: What is eating Gilbert Grape ? A disgusting proposition, that's what it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is eating Gilbert Grape ? Same thing that ate Peter Peanut Butter. How it survived the salmonella, I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's a little ticked off that he can't get any play with the first name "Gilbert" NT: Hey, where'd you get that Sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He's a little ticked off that he can't get any play with the first name "Gilbert" NT: Hey, where'd you get that Sandwich? Subway. (Sorry, no funny answer for this one. But this BMT kicks ass.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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