BoloOfEarth Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the play-by-play man for your favorite sports team's broadcasts is out of his mind. He goes on and on about how great the Detroit Lions are. NT: Worst book title ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst book title ever. Pamela Anderson's Easy-to-Understand Guide to Quantum Mechanics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst book title ever. The Joy of Dialysis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He goes on and on about how great the Detroit Lions are. NT: Worst book title ever. Twilight. NT: People who will never appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2009 Report Share Posted April 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People who will never appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Me. waa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Me either. Especially not the Swimsuit Issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: People who will never appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Wolverine He's been everywhere else though. NT: Surprise crossovers for Wolverine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wolverine He's been everywhere else though. NT: Surprise crossovers for Wolverine Wolverine and My Little Pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprise crossovers for Wolverine "Who's the strongest ally Wolverine will ever see? M-I-C K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Surprise crossovers for Wolverine "Reporting from Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, this is Wolverine for ESPN. Back to you, Stuart." New Topic: If we could trade our Rep for something useful . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If we could trade our Rep for something useful . . . . Stimulus Bailout money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Reporting from Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor, this is Wolverine for ESPN. Back to you, Stuart." New Topic: If we could trade our Rep for something useful . . . . Direct 1:1 transfer of rep points to Hero System XP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: If we could trade our Rep for something useful . . . . Extensions of our Hero Designer license periods. NT: Subtle signs that the IT guru at your office is out of her mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 5, 2009 Report Share Posted April 5, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the IT guru at your office is out of her mind. "Graphic User Interfaces? GUIs are for sissies! Learn DOS, you weenie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He says he wants to be called Loretta. Because he wants to be a woman. And he thinks he is being oppressed because he can't have babies as he doesn't have a womb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the IT guru at your office is out of her mind. She replaces all two-button mice with live mice. NT: Creative ways to clear an office building full of live mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to clear an office building full of live mice. I'd say, "Nuke it from orbit," but that's not creative. Unscrew the top, turn it upside-down over the lake, and shake gently. Repeat. Screw top back on, replace building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to clear an office building full of live mice. Send in Zamfir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Teach every single employee in the building how to play the Mouseophone. NT: More pointless things to do with a Monday afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More pointless things to do with a Monday afternoon. Same thing we do every Monday afternoon.... try to take over the world. or watch some baseball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More pointless things to do with a Monday afternoon. Complain that KIRO-FM didn't bother to carry the Sounders - Toronto match last Saturday. Very irritating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get out your sniper rifle and shoot the pedestrians down town just like they used to do in grandpappy's day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Grond is carrying a tank (or other Armoured Fighting Vehicle). What do you get him to throw it at ? Difficulty: The target cannot get out of the way but people can get out of the way so choose targets accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Grond is carrying a tank (or other Armoured Fighting Vehicle). What do you get him to throw it at ? Difficulty: The target cannot get out of the way but people can get out of the way so choose targets accordingly. "Grond! The local radio station is having a contest! First person to hit Ann Coulter on the head with an Abrams tank gets free ice cream!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Grond is carrying a tank (or other Armoured Fighting Vehicle). What do you get him to throw it at ? Difficulty: The target cannot get out of the way but people can get out of the way so choose targets accordingly. "Nyah! Nyah! Bet you can't hnit Tokyo Tower from across the Pacific!" (Tokyo Tower is always getting destroyed in movies and TV shows, largely because many Japanese loathe the structure.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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