Pariah Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Grond is carrying a tank (or other Armoured Fighting Vehicle). What do you get him to throw it at ? Difficulty: The target cannot get out of the way but people can get out of the way so choose targets accordingly. >sigh< Zornwil and Death Tribble are fighting again, this time on top of Hoover Dam. Grond, can you do something about that, please? New Topic: Creative ways that Death Tribble and/or Zornwil are going to punish me for mocking them with this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways that Death Tribble and/or Zornwil are going to punish me for mocking them with this post. Death by chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Performing Swan Lake at your residence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's the Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh lapdance live at Pariah's place NT: Ways to scrub that image from your mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to scrub that image from your mind Wake Gillian up, and get busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's the Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh lapdance live at Pariah's place NT: Ways to scrub that image from your mind Sorry, Pariah, but there really is a need for atmospheric thermonuclear weapons tests. Boom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to scrub that image from your mind A full frontal lobotomy. It's the only way to be sure. NT: Other images or events you want to scrub from your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other images or events you want to scrub from your mind. The period from January 20, 2001, to January 20, 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dallas beating the Bills in the Superbowl (both occassions) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A full frontal lobotomy. It's the only way to be sure. NT: Other images or events you want to scrub from your mind. The new Burger King commercial for Spongebob toys. I did not need to see the Creepy King dancing around to 'I like square butts and I cannot lie'. NT: Amusing ways to kill Spongebob Squarepants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get him tio become an astronaut and he is chosen to be the first being to set foot on the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat put him in rehab till he dries out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Amusing ways to kill Spongebob Squarepants. "How much nitroglycerin do you think he can absorb, anyway?" New Topic: Unusual problems to which an atmospheric thermonuclear weapons test would be a surprisingly effective answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual problems to which an atmospheric thermonuclear weapons test would be a surprisingly effective answer. "There has to be some way to get Hannah Montana to stop recording albums." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Unusual problems to which an atmospheric thermonuclear weapons test would be a surprisingly effective answer. So you didn't know about the Mime convention in town? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat How do we put the Country and Western stations and the Christian music stations off the air at the same time ? NT: Tim has made off with the gold from the Federal Reserve ! Unusual ways to stop him Difficulty: Tim will not part with the gold willingly and is immune to mental powers. He has also become bulletproof. The gold cannot be made radioactive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tim has made off with the gold from the Federal Reserve ! Unusual ways to stop him Difficulty: Tim will not part with the gold willingly and is immune to mental powers. He has also become bulletproof. The gold cannot be made radioactive. We need to call in a good alchemist . . . or, rather, a poor one. The kind of alchemist who can turn gold into lead. He'll lose interest in it pretty quickly once the luster is gone. Then we call in a good alchemist to change it back. QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tim has made off with the gold from the Federal Reserve ! Unusual ways to stop him Difficulty: Tim will not part with the gold willingly and is immune to mental powers. He has also become bulletproof. The gold cannot be made radioactive. Distract him with an equivalent amount of platinum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Tim has made off with the gold from the Federal Reserve ! Unusual ways to stop him Difficulty: Tim will not part with the gold willingly and is immune to mental powers. He has also become bulletproof. The gold cannot be made radioactive. Bulletproof does not necessarily equal arrow-proof. NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons, no matter how hard you try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cthulhu, Hastur, Nyarlathotep, Yog Sothoth, Ithaqua and the other great Old Ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons' date=' no matter how hard you try.[/quote'] Barney the Dinosaur. Heck, even a giant asteroid couldn't kill his irritating purple *@&$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Problems you cannot solve with nuclear weapons' date=' no matter how hard you try.[/quote'] Cleaning up the irradiated areas around Chernobyl. NT: Creative ways to clean up the irradiated areas around Chernobyl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to clean up the irradiated areas around Chernobyl. Don't clean it up, just market it better, and count on your buddies in the media to suppress information adverse to your sales campaign. Then package it through an offshore dummy corporation so the consumers end up holding the bag for the cleanup costs. Oh wait. You said creative, not standard. My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to clean up the irradiated areas around Chernobyl. Get a mop. A really big mop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to clean up the irradiated areas around Chernobyl. Major Transformation with the Area Effect and Megascale Advantages. New Topic: Surprising things to find on a hotel buffet table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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