Tim Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The World's Lamest Transformers (Difficulty: No extant toys/characters. Make 'em up yourself) A military Humvee that transforms into a giant robot. His name? Hummer. NT: The worlds lamest GI Joe or Cobra member Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to persuade Unicron not to eat your planet. Sorry,this planet is reserved for Galactus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to persuade Unicron not to eat your planet. "Eating something polluted to the degree that our planet is polluted is sure to give you a galactic case of gastrointestinal difficulty. How about Eris, instead? It's only a few light-minutes away...." NT: The worlds lamest GI Joe or Cobra member King Cobra! When his VIPER Nest rebelled against him, he took the next best offer he could find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to persuade Unicron not to eat your planet. Offer him a role in Transformers 2 if he spares us. NT: The worlds lamest GI Joe or Cobra member Serpentor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways to persuade Unicron not to eat your planet. "Seriously, have you seen the obesity rate of the American population? Do you have any idea what Alabama alone would do to your cholesterol level?" NT: The worlds lamest GI Joe or Cobra member From everything I saw, Cobra Commander. NT: Cobra Commander has been fired. What's his new job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Big Box Mart Director Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A bank job with a small outfit called Lehmann brothers. Surely he can't screw that up as well ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat playing Fagin off Broadway NT: Hero catchphrases turned into commercial jingles e.g. Space Ghost "If I could only reach my Power Bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hero catchphrases turned into commercial jingles e.g. Space Ghost "If I could only reach my Power Bar. Hi I'm Hank McCoy and Oh my stars and garters.... all in the new and improved Lucky Charms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hero catchphrases turned into commercial jingles "Villain . . . I say thee NAY . . . borhood sale at your local Target has really god deals!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Hero catchphrases turned into commercial jingles e.g. Space Ghost "If I could only reach my Power Bar. "It's clobberin' time ... for double stuffed spinach and sausage deep-dish pie at Pizza Putrefaction!" NT: Other items on the menu at Pizza Putrefaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "It's clobberin' time ... for double stuffed spinach and sausage deep-dish pie at Pizza Putrefaction!" NT: Other items on the menu at Pizza Putrefaction. Anchovies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat try our new peppermint and jalapeno pizza on a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other items on the menu at Pizza Putrefaction. Braains. On thick crust. NT: Subtle signs that the guy putting your new home-built PC together is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy putting your new home-built PC together is out of his mind. The power supply is a hamster in a wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He says he has the right tools for the job but they are carpentary tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that the guy putting your new home-built PC together is out of his mind. * waves around a colander festooned with wires and LEDs, and some other inexplicable items * "Und wir haben das new Telepathischer Interface Unit on der parallel port, ja? Und der new Weltzerstörer e-mailer utility, mit der 'Reply mit nuclear weapons' button, und der rapid-fire CD-ROM ejection system mit edge-sharpener und 1200 disks per minute ejection rate in case you are attacked by Ninjas while you are on der hacking run, under der Zwischenkontinetale pentaquark zartwhortler unit for das rapid mass destruction in den hostile call centers, ..." NT: Things that should not come in 12-ounce (355-mL) cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should not come in 12-ounce (355-mL) cans. Anything brewed by Budweiser, Miller, or Coors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things that should not come in 12-ounce (355-mL) cans. Lard. "Can-o-Lard! Getcher Can-o-Lard right here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Semen. NT: The aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind are back ! Who do you put on their spaceship this time ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind are back ! Who do you put on their spaceship this time ? Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Ann Coulter, Michael Moore.... How much room do they have on that ship? There's a whole lotta people I want to ship off-planet! ... Dick Cheney, Bill Clinton, Fred Phelps, Kim Jong Il, the past and present CEOs of every bank bailed out by the government... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind are back ! Who do you put on their spaceship this time ? Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The aliens from Close Encounters of the Third Kind are back ! Who do you put on their spaceship this time ? Everyone who believes in the reality of UFOs. NT: Additional signs that the Psychic Investigator visiting your home is out of her mind. (Difficulty: the very fact that she calls herself a Psychic Investigator doesn't count). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She has a spirit guide with her that only she can see but actually you can see him as well. And as he is the size of a brick outhouse you figure you'll play along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Additional signs that the Psychic Investigator visiting your home is out of her mind. (Difficulty: the very fact that she calls herself a Psychic Investigator doesn't count). "And this wall is the extradimensional portal through which came the army of rabid yetis led by Miss Universe pageant runners-up that destroyed Atlantis. Because you live under this sign, you too are fated to bring down an evil empire. If I read the stars right, you are cosmically destined to bring down ... Interbrew, and make the world safe for small-scale high-quality local beers. "Beware of large horses and the Belgian Parliament." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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