Pariah Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things (besides an apple) that keep the doctor away. (Difficulty: no Doctor Who references.) Onions. An onion a day keeps everyone away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A sign on the door supporting the Jehovah's Witnesses and the Anti-abortion movement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The fate of the universe rests upon (Can be people or places or things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The fate of the universe rests upon (Can be people or places or things) Pure, random chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The fate of the universe rests upon (Can be people or places or things) ...a group of benign meritocrats who have sworn not to interfere in the affairs of lesser beings...but pretty much always decide to anyway. (Pretty much the plot of every episode of every version of Star Trek ever made.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The fate of the universe rests upon the fate of one Professor Herman J. Quackenbush III, inventor of the Portable Hole. NT: More fun things to do with a Portable Hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More fun things to do with a Portable Hole. Put another Portable Hole inside one. And from there, you can move on to dividing by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More fun things to do with a Portable Hole. Revolutionize civil engineering and waste disposal techniques. Oh, and make downstairs apartments very unpopular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sneak into cinemas for free. NT: nexus, matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: nexus' date=' matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ?[/quote'] Death Tribble decides, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" and starts posting too many pictures to the Funny Pics tread too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: nexus' date=' matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ?[/quote'] The Universe implodes. Duh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: nexus' date=' matrix9 and crosshair collie have posted too many pictures to the Funny Pics thread ! What happens next ?[/quote'] They 'shop images of each other into the new versions of the same pictures and post them again, each one costing permanent loss of 1d6 SAN points. Where, you ask, did they get all the SAN points they've lost in this way? Well, it turns out you can buy SAN with money, $1 for the first point, $2 for the second, $4 for the third, $8 for the fourth ... ... and people wonder where all the money went when the securities firms failures started happening. NT: Graffiti found in Mordor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Graffiti found in Mordor Lots of things making fun of Bilbo Baggins, always replacing the letter "b" with a "d". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Eye, Eye, here comes Sauron !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Graffiti found in Mordor "For a good time call 1-800-LEG-OLAS" ... in the Mount Doom Men's Room. NT: Graffiti found in the Death Star refreshers (aka bathrooms) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Graffiti found in the Death Star refreshers (aka bathrooms) Force Diddle ... reason to come over to the Dark Side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'This is the one place where the Stormtroopers aim is true' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12, 2009 Report Share Posted May 12, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Graffiti found in the Death Star refreshers (aka bathrooms) "For an evil time, call Palpatine!" NT: Subtle signs that your spouse has gone over to the Dark Side. (Difficulty: no use of Force powers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your spouse has gone over to the Dark Side. (Difficulty: no use of Force powers) "Honey, why are you getting literature from the Socialist Workers' Party?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Honey, did you hear about those tall, thin Gangbangers who were found bludgeoned to death ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She has an escort of Imperial Stormtroopers. NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York, New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York' date=' New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax?[/quote'] New York changes its name to "New Washington DC". Their tax money's going there anyway.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York' date=' New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ?[/quote'] Meh. When the French get around to repaying their old war debts, I'll take this seriously. Until then, we'll insist they change their placenames to things like "Old Parasite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She has an escort of Imperial Stormtroopers. NT: Following a landmark case Americans in places like New England and New York find they have to pay tax to the old enemy England. Drastic renaming is called for before Germany and France follow suit. What do places like New York, New England, Boston, Birmingham and New Orleans to quote examples change their names to in an effort to beat the tax ? Coutersue. Come on, lawsuits are a national pastime over here. We can drag this thing through courts with countersuits, etc., until doomsday. NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Frivolous lawsuits to bring aginst Death Tribble. He shed hair all over my desk and it blocked up my CPU case fan; the bastard owes me a new PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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