Enforcer84 Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Omniscience. NT: Congrats! you just earned 2 xp. What did you do to earn it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congrats! you just earned 2 xp. What did you do to earn it? Conquered the Universe. So I have a stingy GM -- but at least I'm protected from power creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congrats! you just earned 2 xp. What did you do to earn it? I made a funny comment that made the GM shoot milk out his nose. Disgusting, but satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Congrats! you just earned 2 xp. What did you do to earn it? That thing the GM likes with the nun's habit and six tubes of Crazy Glue. NT: So, what're you gonna spend your 2 xp on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That thing the GM likes with the nun's habit and six tubes of Crazy Glue. NT: So, what're you gonna spend your 2 xp on? Perk: MONEY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: So' date=' what're you gonna spend your 2 xp on?[/quote'] One point to buy my PS: Teacher roll up from 11- to a full INT roll and one point to buy Perk: License to Practice a Profession (Teacher). Let me tell you, in the real world, that Perk costs a LOT more than 1 XP.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I would use it to buy off a disadvantage. NT: Which disadvantage would you buy off ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I would use it to buy off a disadvantage. NT: Which disadvantage would you buy off ? I think mine's pretty obvious, but I don't think anybody would fault me for buying off Phys Lim: Kidney Failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Code Against Killing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Which disadvantage would you buy off ? With 2XP, I save 'em up to buy off one of the big ones. Specifically hoping to get rid of Normal Characteristic Maxima and the Age 40+ package. NT: Things you don't expect to see in the Reptile House at the zoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Godzilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't expect to see in the Reptile House at the zoo. "Oh look, honey, the animals all have cute little captions..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you don't expect to see in the Reptile House at the zoo. Live Mice. NT: The zoo has had to lay off some of the animals due to budget cuts. Which ones get let go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The antelopes and water buffalo but these are recycled as fodd for the predators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The zoo has had to lay off some of the animals due to budget cuts. Which ones get let go? Well, they tried to lay off the snakes and alligators, but since so many of them are lawyers (or is it vice versa?), the resulting lawsuits caused the zoo to permanently shut its doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The zoo has had to lay off some of the animals due to budget cuts. Which ones get let go? They were going to lay off all the animals at the farm exhibit but, like a bunch of sheep, they were cowed into ducking responsibility and, doggone it, they backed out. Really, the cost of those animals is chicken feed, but it really gets my goat. NT: Come up with the worst pun you can think of referencing Dwight David Eisenhower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Come up with the worst pun you can think of referencing Dwight David Eisenhower. Y'know, I love puns but... sorry, I got nothing. (Even saying "Ike got nothing" seemed a bit of a stretch.) (Completely unrelated side note: my daughter's boyfriend Isaac goes by "Ike." He didn't seem so amused when I called him "Dwight".) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Come up with the worst pun you can think of referencing Dwight David Eisenhower. The Glenn Miller song originally ran "A B C D E F G H Ike caught a gal, a real mademoiselle roux". Wartime censorship squashed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat (Completely unrelated side note: my daughter's boyfriend Isaac goes by "Ike." He didn't seem so amused when I called him "Dwight".) ...probably because the only person he actually knows called "Dwight" is that idiot on The Office. They were going to lay off all the animals at the farm exhibit but' date=' like a bunch of sheep, they were cowed into ducking responsibility and, doggone it, they backed out. Really, the cost of those animals is chicken feed, but it really gets my goat.[/quote'] Ah, MMD, you really quack me up. Repped, of course. NT: Come up with the worst pun you can think of referencing Dwight David Eisenhower. I've got a letter for Mr. Eisenhower . . . General Delivery . . . New Topic: How we should 'reward' people who consistently use bad puns on the NGD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How we should 'reward' people who consistently use bad puns on the NGD. You want to pun-ish them? Well, if you just declare O-pun Season on them, there'll be a rush to get them to the State Punitentiary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: How we should 'reward' people who consistently use bad puns on the NGD. To wit, punish them severely. Or rep them, either works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dump them in a pool of jello. NT: Now that teh bunneh is an Art Director, what will be his favorite project ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that teh bunneh is an Art Director' date=' what will be his favorite project ?[/quote'] He's an Art Director, and he works in porn. Specifics would get me infracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dump them in a pool of jello. NT: Now that teh bunneh is an Art Director, what will be his favorite project ? Dumping SatinKitty in a pool of jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Now that teh bunneh is an Art Director' date=' what will be his favorite project ?[/quote'] The Viperia Swimsuit Calendar. New Topic: Spoon!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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