MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you have never stored in your freezer' date=' and have never heard of being stored in a freezer. Difficulty: no one you know, or pieces thereof.[/quote'] A refrigerator. NT: Creative ways a supervillain might use a leftover refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat for collecting the bits of his agents that the "heroes" kill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A refrigerator. NT: Creative ways a supervillain might use a leftover refrigerator. "You can't hurt me now, Nuclear Man!" *climbs inside, closes door* "I saw this in a movie, it HAS to work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative ways a supervillain might use a leftover refrigerator. Ammunition for a mass driver. Seriously, it's amazing what you can find at the local landfill, and they're not all that particular if you steal from a dump. New Topic: Strangely useful things would-be supervillains can find at the local landfill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Strangely useful things would-be supervillains can find at the local landfill. "Wow, look at all these stray dogs! We're eatin' meat tonight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I don't think anyone would want to eat that meat. Supervillains might find scrap metal to make a battlesuit from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Strangely useful things would-be supervillains can find at the local landfill. "With a little work, I can turn this broken-down couch into a flying -- er, couch!" NT: Signs that the local superhero really doesn't have a clue what's going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the local superhero really doesn't have a clue what's going on. "I'm here to defend truth, justice, and incumbent president Jimmy Carter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "With a little work' date=' I can turn this broken-down couch into a flying -- er, [i']couch[/i]!" NT: Signs that the local superhero really doesn't have a clue what's going on. "So, bub." *snikt* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Don't worry nuclear powered armor citizen! I'll save you from that angry three year old!" nT: What the monster under your bed is doing now that you've grown up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat nT: What the monster under your bed is doing now that you've grown up Reading my secret porn stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Don't worry nuclear powered armor citizen! I'll save you from that angry three year old!" nT: What the monster under your bed is doing now that you've grown up Choking on all the dust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What the monster under your bed is doing now that you've grown up Getting vicarious pleasure from you-know-what. NT: Unexpected uses of the euphemism you-know-what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses of the euphemism you-know-what. President Obama... "My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his you-know-what he has shown throughout this transition." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses of the euphemism you-know-what. "And here we integrate the equations of motion over all space and all time to obtain a solution for you-know-what. With that, we can solve for the spatial dependence of the velocity field in highly degenerate non-Newtonian fluids in the presence of strong magnetic fields and high temperature and produce a design for a working nuclear fusion reactor that'll fit inside the bed of 1994 Ford Ranger pick-up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unexpected uses of the euphemism you-know-what. "And for today's topic on Political Correctness Weekly, we're going to be discussing you-know-what. Of course, we can't actually say what you-know-what is, because you-know-who would be offended, and we don't want that. But I trust that when I say you-know-what, you'll all know what I'm talking about. You know?" New Topic: Words or phrases that do not belong together in the same sentence. Difficulty: Nothing political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Words or phrases that do not belong together in the same sentence. Difficulty: Nothing political. "Sepulchre" and "masturbation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirgos Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Its an oldie but a goldie: Military Intelligence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Words or phrases that do not belong together in the same sentence. Difficulty: Nothing political. "Nuclear-powered" and "quadriplegic monkey". NT: Things you have to fear from nuclear-powered quadriplegic monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you have to fear from nuclear-powered quadriplegic monkeys. Radioactive Poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nuclear-powered" and "quadriplegic monkey". NT: Things you have to fear from nuclear-powered quadriplegic monkeys. I'll go for the lowest denominator here. Radioactive poop flinging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you have to fear from nuclear-powered quadriplegic monkeys. The US Senate being full of them. Wait, that hasn't happened yet. You didn't say "brain-damaged". Whew. NT: Ways to deal with nuclear-powered quadriplegic radioactive-poop-throwing monkeys. Other than electing them to the Senate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to deal with nuclear-powered quadriplegic radioactive-poop-throwing monkeys. Other than electing them to the Senate. Attack them with steam-powered paraplegic scalding-hot garbage-chewing electric goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to deal with nuclear-powered quadriplegic radioactive-poop-throwing monkeys. Other than electing them to the Senate. Fill the world with radium-grown bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to deal with nuclear-powered quadriplegic radioactive-poop-throwing monkeys. Other than electing them to the Senate. Teach them to sing and dance and put on The Greatest Show Broadway has ever Seen!© NT: Rejected titles for The Greatest Show Broadway has ever Seen!© Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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