death tribble Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They invite Paris Hilton to give a lecture on the solar system just to show how hip, trendy and in touch with their audience they are. NT: Other things the Volcanic eruption in Iceland is disrupting other than flights from airports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things the Volcanic eruption in Iceland is disrupting other than flights from airports. The Icelandic economy. Oh, wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things the Volcanic eruption in Iceland is disrupting other than flights from airports. The change of name from Iceland to Lavaland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other things the Volcanic eruption in Iceland is disrupting other than flights from airports. The Cod Wars must now be fought using submarines. NT; Subtle signs that you caught too many fish today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The EU Fishery Quotas committe adds you to their quota list even though you were angling..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Subtle signs that you caught too many fish today. You have tartar sauce coming out your nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT; Subtle signs that you caught too many fish today. The Gorton's fisherman sucker-punches you, and then tells you that if you continue to undermine his operation, he'll have a couple of his associates come back and have a little chat with you. He mutters something about kneecaps as he walks away. New Topic: Signs that the local mob boss is into Hello Kitty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat His lair is all in pink and he wears a white cat outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that the local mob boss is into Hello Kitty. He sends out Badtz-Maru to collect his protection money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that the local mob boss is into Hello Kitty. Actually, Hello Kitty is into the local mob boss... for about three large. Missed her last payment, too. I hear Nunzio and Guido are stopping by to give Kitty a little "talk". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst high school graduation present I can get my daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A shoebox full of aqua gravel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A case of condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worst high school graduation present I can get my daughter. "Tickets to see Kick-Ass? You shouldn't have! No, really -- you shouldn't have!" NT: Movie roles not to offer to Chloe Moretz (aka Hit Girl) until she grows up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Movie roles not to offer to Chloe Moretz (aka Hit Girl) until she grows up. Aunt May in the next Spider-Man movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Movie roles not to offer to Chloe Moretz (aka Hit Girl) until she grows up. Any role opposite Tom Cruise. Oh, wait, you said until *she* grows up! My bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jodie Foster's role in a remake of Taxi Driver NT: Death Tribble posted a Godzilla gag here and was threatened with being put on Ignore by Narf the Mouse. How does the Tribble take subtle revenge for the outrageous insult offered to him ? Difficulty: Subtle, it has to be subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble posted a Godzilla gag here and was threatened with being put on Ignore by Narf the Mouse. How does the Tribble take subtle revenge for the outrageous insult offered to him ? Difficulty: Subtle' date=' it has to be subtle.[/quote'] I'm sorry, but did you just use the words 'subtle' and 'Death Tribble' in the same post? Anyway, my answer: He doesn't. No revenge, no threats, no intimations of upcoming doom and gloom. Zip, zilch, nada. Complete silence is all we hear from Death Tribble. And Narf slowly descends into madness waiting for the other shoe to drop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm sorry, but did you just use the words 'subtle' and 'Death Tribble' in the same post? Anyway, my answer: He doesn't. No revenge, no threats, no intimations of upcoming doom and gloom. Zip, zilch, nada. Complete silence is all we hear from Death Tribble. And Narf slowly descends into madness waiting for the other shoe to drop. ...Or possibly just eats some cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble posted a Godzilla gag here and was threatened with being put on Ignore by Narf the Mouse. How does the Tribble take subtle revenge for the outrageous insult offered to him ? Difficulty: Subtle' date=' it has to be subtle.[/quote'] Subtle is a relative term. For Death Tribble, nuclear devices under 5 kiloton qualifies as "subtle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Death Tribble posted a Godzilla gag here and was threatened with being put on Ignore by Narf the Mouse. How does the Tribble take subtle revenge for the outrageous insult offered to him ? Difficulty: Subtle' date=' it has to be subtle.[/quote'] Send him a 2-kg bag of tribble dander. Most allergenic substance in the Five Galaxies. As packing material around one very large lizard scale. ((Is that under the 5-kiloton limit?)) NT: Things found in the garage sale at Wayne Manor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things found in the garage sale at Wayne Manor. A 20-foot-tall penny. What do you do with that thing anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A 20-foot-tall penny. What do you do with that thing anyway? Anyone who says a penny doesn't go far nowadays hasn't seen that thing roll down the hill! NT: Things found in the garage sale at Wayne Manor. A nun's habit and six tubes of CrazyGlue. Don't ask, you don't really want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Give the penny to Twoface. flip this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT Batcave Amusement park. name rides Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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