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Miss Piggy checks into the Betty Ford clinic after one too many all-night binges involving Jägermeister shooters and frog legs.

 

New Topic: Superhero/supervillain blind dates that go horribly wrong.

Batman/Catwoman. All of them. Why won't they hook up already?!

 

Er, um...Look! A convenient distraction!

 

National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurances.

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National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurances.

 

Barack Obama and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad decide to settle the whole Iranian nukes thing with a rousing game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. Then Ahmadinejad gets all whiny, saying there's no way Paper beats Rock.

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National diplomacy gone horribly wrong. Current and or historical; fictional occurrences.

 

"So to secure the peace, we get the King of Gondor to marry Sauron's daughter!"

"But the Dark Lord has no children!"

"Something can we worked out, I'm sure...."

 

NT: Subtle signs that the chair of the game con you're going to is out of her mind.

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NT: Do you have any friends much younger than you ? If not' date=' would you seek them out ? Why or why not ?[/quote']

 

I have friends of all ages. They only know me superficially, obviously. :P

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NT: Do you have any friends much younger than you ? If not' date=' would you seek them out ? Why or why not ?[/quote']

 

Yes, but there's those pesky restraining orders. Plus, about half of them are online friends, and I suspect they're all FBI agents. ;)

 

NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is...

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Yes, but there's those pesky restraining orders. Plus, about half of them are online friends, and I suspect they're all FBI agents. ;)

 

NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is...

"I is, yes, human. Be not eating your brains. Truly, yes. We meets? We meets soon?"

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NT: Subtle clues that the person you're dealing with online isn't *quite* who he/she says he/she is...

 

Meh, it's the Internet, where the men are men, the women are creepy men, and the children are FBI agents. The only things that are what they say they are are the 'bots.

 

NT: Things to do with a gallon of sour milk (besides make gingerbread).

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NT: Subtle signs that you've missed your wake-up call at the hotel by about seventy years.

 

You turn on the TV, and they're talking about the Detroit Lions winning the Super Bowl for the second time.

 

(Nah, who am I kidding... it would take longer than 70 years for *that* to happen...)

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Look' date=' dude, I don't want to put you on ignore, so don't post stuff like that.[/quote']

 

As a bit of friendly advice, the word "Please" will get you miles in this place. Just sayin'.

 

NT: Subtle signs that you've missed your wake-up call at the hotel by about seventy years.

 

You're in the middle of the biggest economic crisis in decades, and the government has got its hands in every imaginable pie to try to fix it. And the President's name isn't Roosevelt. :D

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They ask you whether you want a curtesy shuttle buss to the airport and you don't even know what an airport is let alone a shuttle.

 

NT: Like many others before him , Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things

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NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote']

 

One word: "Twi-Zilla."

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NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote']

 

Sex and the Giant Lizard, with Sarah Jessica Parker and several other anorexic babes doing the Hollywood cat thing, that is, using the men around them like emotional scratching posts, leaving them shredded and discarded about the time they get to be eaten by the big lizard. Thursdays at 9PM on some cable network you want nothing to do with.

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NT: Like many others before him ' date=' Godzilla has sold out and gone to Hollywood. Insteasd of doing monster movies he is now doing other filmslike romantic comedies or TV sitcoms. Post three awful examples of Godzilla just taking the money for a change. Diffixulty no using nuclear fire breath, or using his strength and size to destroy things[/quote']

 

"Hey, honey, hurry up or you're going to miss the part in Three Men and a Giant Radioactive Baby where they sing Godzilla to sleep!"

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