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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Honey' date=' where's my Super Suit?[/quote']

"Sanspants Dry Cleaning is having a special -- "Free Dry-Cleaning to All Superheroes" -- so I took it in. Honestly, couldn't you at least have had it made Machine Washable? Who goes out on superhero adventures and expects not to sweat? Don't superheroes have noses?"

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NT: Honey' date=' where's my Super Suit?[/quote']

"What super-suit? Have you forgotten your're Jimmy Olsen again? I knew I shouldn't have let you keep that signal watch..."

 

NT: Signs that Peter Jackson is going to want an Alan Smithee credit on one of his new films. (Alan Smithee is the DGA's code name used by directors who don't like the way one of their movies came out and take their names off of it to salvage their reputations.)

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Film started out as Superhero movie' date=' but studio pressure has forced inclusion of mutant prostitutes.[/quote']

Film started out as a Mutant Prostitute movie, but studio pressure has forced includion of superheroes. (We are talking about the director of Meet the Feebles, after all.)

 

Since I started the topic, that DOES NOT COUNT as #2 on the Scene.

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