OddHat Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your child's guidance councilor is actually someone in the witness relocation program. He introduces himself as Vinnie "Fishpockets" Bertucc...er...Smith. NT: She's a man, man! And you are now both nude. Next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I would only find myself in this situation if I KNEW she was a man. I don't make passes at other women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He introduces himself as Vinnie "Fishpockets" Bertucc...er...Smith. NT: She's a man, man! And you are now both nude. Next? "Whoa... wow... mixing mescaline with extasy is far out. So like, You must be really popular in Singapore... but I have issues against fooling around with chicks who are more man than I am. Sorry. Can we just hold hands, or should I leave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Well, I guess you're happy to see me, at least..." NT: Lost books of the Bible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lost books of the Bible From the book of Ted: And Lo, Ted Did Say, "Hear O Israel, About The Amazing Thing I Found In My Soup Bowl. My, It Was Really, Really Big." And the Israelites Did Say "Do Stop Going On About It, Ted, For It Was More Than A Year Ago, And They Charged You Not For That Meal." And Ted Did Say "It Was The Principle Of THe Thing, O Israel, What WIth The Prices They Charge. We Could Have Gone Anywhere, Oh Israel, And Yet You Insisted On Going Unto That Place, Even After I Prophsised Against It." And Yet The People Of Israel, Still They Were Unmoved, And Told Unto Ted To Get Stuffed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Wheel of Time Vol 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lost books of the BibleThe Book of Bruce: Then Jesus said unto me, 'So, Bruce, you live in this great big hut all alone? There's no... Missus Bruce?' And I said unto him, 'No, Lord, for I am not of the marrying kind.' Then he bade me to sit next to him upon the couch, and inviteth me to stroketh his beard. And as his hand falleth with a soft caress upon my lap and he did say unto me, 'You know, Bruce, I live with twelve other guys so we're, y'know, very open about things...' NT: Signs the crew just may be about to mutiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Why are you painting my name on the Dingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the crew just may be about to mutiny. You look out the porthole of your stateroom, and see breadfruit plants floating around in the ocean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the crew just may be about to mutiny. "I'm sure that the HMS Bounty is a fine name for a ship, but I rather like the one we have." Next Topic: The titles of biographies of NGD forum posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Sheep Stays in the Picture The Mightybec story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'm sure that the HMS Bounty is a fine name for a ship, but I rather like the one we have." Next Topic: The titles of biographies of NGD forum posters. "Kill-Crazy-Radioactive-Lizardman Test" by Tom Wolfe... for Zornwil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Next Topic: The titles of biographies of NGD forum posters. Is This A life? The Life and Times of Tim. NT: New Drive-thru business opportunieties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Is This A life? The Life and Times of Tim. NT: New Drive-thru business opportunieties Mal's new drive thru brothel. Get a quickie while you drive ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Drive-thru business opportunietiesDrive-Thru Sunday Mass. For on-the-go holy rollers. Let Jesus be your co-pilot on the Highway to Heaven! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New Drive-thru business opportunieties My 24-hour drive-thru Schnitzel and Keilbasa House! Cause you never know when you'll get a craving for Schnitzel and Kielbasa, especially when you're on the road! NT:Strange roadside attractions seen on a car trip include.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Strange roadside attractions seen on a car trip include.... House of Stale Twinkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT:Strange roadside attractions seen on a car trip include.... 1. The Barbie Museum... The Klaus Barbie Museum 2. Steven Long hitchhiking. NT: Things you will NOT buy at 7-11... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you will NOT buy at 7-11... hot dogsoff the cooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crack...at least not again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you will NOT buy at 7-11... Shamefully true story: Nachos and NoDoz. I was young, i hadn't slept... NT: Alternative energy sources that never really need to be examined... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative energy sources that never really need to be examined... human flatulence zornwil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat S NT: Alternative energy sources that never really need to be examined... Giant Hampster wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Alternative energy sources that never really need to be examined... *steps forward* Gilligan on a bicycle... SKIPPER!!!! *steps back* NT: Superhero names that weren't though through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Superhero names that weren't though through "Beware evildoers, for The Purple Helmet comes for you!!...what? why is everybody laughing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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