Cancer Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the guest list for your funeral has gotten way out of hand. "Honey, I think it's not appropriate to plan on sending personal invitations to the Secret Masters and the Inner Council members of the Bavarian Illuminati. Isn't it that sort of thing that makes the funeral necessary in the first place?" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Honestly, I think God and Satan are both busy that day. NT: Fan Fic Parings only Cthullu could love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fan Fic Parings only Cthullu could love. "I fear I must leave you, Mamo-chan. Only Nyarlyhotep can satisfy me now. Goodbye." "Usagi! Wait!" WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Fan Fic Parings only Cthullu could love. For pure destruction, it has already been done. Dirty Pair, anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sir Francis Bacon/Ginger Spice (its called slash pairings btw.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sir Francis Bacon/Ginger Spice (its called slash pairings btw.) (you need to suggest a new topic btw ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat For pure destruction' date=' it has already been done. Dirty Pair, anyone.[/quote'] OT for a second, but you would not believe the amount of Dirty Pair yuri fiction that has been pushed into my face over the years. (Mind you, havignt he Dirty pair themsevles shoved into my face would be very nice if I thought I'd survive the night....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat As Rage has not put down a new topic. And this has spookily happened before. NT: Why Rage won't post a new topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Rage won't post a new topic A rare condition called Tripostaphobia. This is the fear of posting a new topic after being the third poster. Can sometimes be cured by merciless teasing about the condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Rage won't post a new topic He's sassy, brassy, a real humdinger! He's beyond our rules, our limits, our conventional, caught in the box, straight, white, tight, crypto-fascist thinking! He is the beetle-nut! The soap gets sudsy here, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why Rage won't post a new topic He never came back to this thread. NT: The one thing (under 50 lbs) you take with you if you traveled back in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He never came back to this thread. NT: The one thing (under 50 lbs) you take with you if you traveled back in time. A really detailed history book that covered the period to which I'd been sent and included lists of winning sport teams and stock market info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one thing (under 50 lbs) you take with you if you traveled back in time. A toothbrush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one thing (under 50 lbs) you take with you if you traveled back in time. A portable generator in case I forgot to plug the time machine back in. NT: Signs that your Signficant Other is Sith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A portable generator in case I forgot to plug the time machine back in. NT: Signs that your Signficant Other is Sith. Gee "Darth" Annabelle, I didn't know you were such a KISS fan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Signficant Other is Sith. Hot chick at the bar: How long have you been in a band? Me: About three or four seasons. Girlfriend: You can see them next weekend if you want. Hot chick at the bar: I love band guys. I'd love to see you play. Girlfriend: You don't need to see him play. Hot chick at the bar: We don't need to see him play. Girlfriend: This is not the singer your looking for. Hot chick at bar: This is not the singer we're looking for. Girlfriend: He can go about his business. Hot chick at bar: You can go about your business. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that your Signficant Other is Sith. "Gee, Love, that was wonderful, and you didn't even use your hands! 'Force Diddle' you call that? Can you teach it to me?" NT: Why you're certain the aliens will land in your back yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you're certain the aliens will land in your back yard. Becase the little @%&s always land in my backyard, crushing my tomatoes, playing that @#$-*&^%$# space-rock music at 3:00 am, I have to go to work in the morning but do they care, complain and it's all that alien jibba-jabba they give you back, then the music geos right back on, and the ship is gone before the police get there, and then the @#$% NSA and FBI and guys in containment suits going all over the house, stale donuts and half empty cups of old takeout coffee everywhere, every @#$% night, it's enough to drive you out of your mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you're certain the aliens will land in your back yard. "Area 51, you say? So that's why the real estate man said it was so cheap!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you're certain the aliens will land in your back yard. Pfft. Have you met my neighbors? NT: Holiday (any of 'em) traditions that just didn't catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Holiday (any of 'em) traditions that just didn't catch on. "Hey, it's President's Day! Time from the Exploding of the Democrat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pfft. Have you met my neighbors? NT: Holiday (any of 'em) traditions that just didn't catch on. City-wide lottery, to determine who gets to be Jesus in this year's Easter Crucifixion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Traditional Easter Thong. NT: Signs your child's guidance councilor is actually someone in the witness relocation program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Traditional Easter Thong. NT: Signs your child's guidance councilor is actually someone in the witness relocation program. Your kid made a violin case in shop class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your child's guidance councilor is actually someone in the witness relocation program. "You say your son's math skills are weak, I say his numbers are off... and trust me, Mr. Hermit, playing with Numbers is a problem, a very BIG problem that can lead to a life time of regret, sorrow, fear and confusion all because you make one lousy mistake with... but I digress. I'm worried." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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