Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one law I wish I was immune to is... General and Special Relativity. Because the Andromeda Galaxy would look really cool up close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The one law I wish I was immune to is... God's Law. Because the restraining order is a bit of a nuisance NT: A better place for Governing your country is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: A better place for Governing your country is..... The Grotto at the Playboy Mansion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My own private Iowa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The back room of Eddie's Bar and Grill. Where else can you sned out an army to conquer someplace nobody's ever ehard of and munch on Amazo Burger (the one with every iminagle topping, from a fried egg to two slices of ham) at the same time? NT: Signs the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Chairman of the Federal Reserve Board is out of his mind. (Blatantly ripping off an old Saturday Night Live sketch) "We are moving forward on a plan to return the US to an absolute monetary standard, not precious metal like gold, but something fungible: Head Cheese. Starting January 1, 2006, all US currency will be replaced by head cheese, at 1/8 of an ounce to the dollar." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It's not a recession it's a Check For Cash Month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I'd like to retire, because I think the current president would make a GREAT choice for my replacement!" (don't get upset, it was just an easy mark, wasn't even reflective of my personal opinions) NT: Great moments in the history of irrelevant childrens' games OddHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Great moments in the history of irrelevant childrens' games Billy Cooper of St. Paul, Minnesota wins his fourth consecutive World Series of Candyland championship, and is rewarded with a year's supply of Hershey's Kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat George W Bush wins the 2004 Presidential Election! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mom and Dad survive their 10,000th "Chutes and Ladders" game (with me. Was my favorite. We played a game just before bedtime every night. They LONGED to cheat, but you CAN'T. ) NT: What is your favorite item of clothing ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your favorite item of clothing ? My chicken-puppet hat. SatinKitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat My red leather Nascar #3 codpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What is your favorite item of clothing ? Whatever my wife isn't wearing. NT: Your version of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" (parodize the first line ... "I'm a strudel-eating pansy" or something like that.) Bonus points for more lyrics, but the points don't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Your version of "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" (parodize the first line ... "I'm a strudel-eating pansy" or something like that.) Bonus points for more lyrics' date=' but the points don't matter. [/quote'] I'm a Yankee Hating D-Ray Yankee Hater do or die Always losing to the billionaires What salary won't they pay? I've got some Yankee hating cohorts Red Sox and Orioles alike Yankee haters went to New York Just to get a smackdown I have that Yankee hating joy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm a Yankee-phobe Jihadist I want the U.S. to DIE! In the Prophet's name I'll shed their blood Send them down below to fry! Death to those who say that Islam Is a religion of peace! If you're not a terrorist then you're not a real Muslim At least that's what I'm always told! (Of course, the singer would have gotten just about everything in his worldview absoltuely wrong, but there goes....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm a southern country Red-neck. A real hillbillie till I die. A real live nephew of my brother, Sam. Born at a NASCAR heat in July. NT: Things you'd like to see enacted on a green screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Assassination of Paris Hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you'd like to see enacted on a green screen. The complete Star Wars Sextet in mime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Hardcore bestiality featuring She-Hulk and Kermit the Frog. NT: Henceforth, "____________" shall be my battle cry! Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Henceforth' date=' "____________" shall be my battle cry![/quote'] (This could be an NGD thread all to itself, you know.) "Atomic power wedgies of DOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooom!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Henceforth, "____________" shall be my battle cry! Audit My Taxes if You Dare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "For God, Country and Chiyo Mihama!" NT: Signs the guest list for your funeral has gotten way out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the guest list for your funeral has gotten way out of hand. 'I can understand your wish to have close family but I would like to query the invitations to the entire United States Marine Corps whether living or dead.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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