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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

"Not even funny. Not one bit. :mad:" (Attached to neg rep...which wasn't supposed to be doable! But I'm not bitter...)

 

 

NT: The title of your unauthorized biography

 

"The Crosshair Collie Story: Perfect for propping up your uneven coffee table leg."

 

NT: What Hermit is thinking right now.

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"Chix dig the chainmail."

 

NT: "I won't kill you, but _________"

"I will sell you this brilliant set of Encyclopedia Pat Robersonnia. It's got everything God wants you to know!"

 

 

 

NT:

Welcome to the starship Enterprise, Ensign _______. Here's your red shirt. What should we call you?

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"I will sell you this brilliant set of Encyclopedia Pat Robersonnia. It's got everything God wants you to know!"

 

 

 

NT:

Welcome to the starship Enterprise, Ensign _______. Here's your red shirt. What should we call you?

 

"A shuttlecraft back to Earth."

 

NT: Catchphrases considered by Captain Picard before he settled on 'Make It So'.

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Do IT! DO IT NOW! Why won't you listen to me?!?! I want it done and I want it done now! You! YES, YOU! Hello! I am your captain! I am your captain! Federation put me in charge! Stop rolling your eyes! Oh I am so putting you on report! COME ON, STOP GIGGLING AND JUST DO IT! PLEASE?

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NT: Why do fools fall in love?

 

I guess it's the whole Don Quixoti/Leap-of-Faith/Kierkegaarde/Fool-Card-from-the-Tarot-deck kind of thing. Deep down, we are all fools, trusting our lives to forces we have to hope in understanding. Falling in love is like biochemical Paradise. It makes no sense... but it does make babies, sometimes. Is it not possible that both bravery and stupidity look the same, from the POV of emotionally detached logic?

 

I don't know. Next?

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NT: Why do fools fall in love?

 

Breeding is pro-survival, and being a fool is not always fatal before a human reaches breeding age, depending on the type of foolishness in question. When attempting to determine why specific fools fall in love, one must first determine what kind of fools they are.

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