Cancer Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs you've entered the wrong health club "Three minutes after the start of the 10-kilometer jog, for the Motivation Pursuit instead of the usual starving wolves we have hired the local motocycle gang, offering them double PCP hits for every slacker they bring down." NT: Unfortunate recall notices for superhero gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Unfortunate recall notices for superhero gear Crime Stoppers Inc has issued a recall notice for the X900 Bulletproof Codpiece. Due to a design flaw, it wasn't. Crime Stopper's Inc. apologizes for for any inconvenience this may have caused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Did we say antigravity cape? We didn't mean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Due to a slight design flaw the Miraclo Bullet Repulser has been recalled as it had the unfortunate flaw of acting like a magnet. A very strong magnet. NT Why Agent Scully is smiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Agent Scully? Agent Bond, British Intelligence. You two will be working closely together. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT Why Agent Scully is smiling "So, what went down in the case of the Man With Three Tongues?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT Why Agent Scully is smiling "Wow, look at all these pix on the Internet of your face Photoshopped onto the body of a woman with decent-sized breasts!" NT: The songs no superhero wants to hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The songs no superhero wants to hear. The "Your Teenage Ward is Filing a Palimony Suit" Polka Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Wow, look at all these pix on the Internet of your face Photoshopped onto the body of a woman with decent-sized breasts!" NT: The songs no superhero wants to hear. The rap song "Herokilla" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It ain't easy (the Aquaman Song) NT: embarrassing mispronounciations of your superhero identity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You'll never escape me, Flesh Hardon!" - Gravitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: embarrassing mispronounciations of your superhero identity. Na na na na na!!! Buttman (with Rubber the Boy Wander)!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: embarrassing mispronounciations of your superhero identity. "No no NO! I told that reporter I was The Flying Fokker!" NT: Least used items in the Utility Belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmask Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least used items in the Utility Belt. The emergency viagra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least used items in the Utility Belt. The certificate good for a complementary pedicure at Mr. Joseph's Hair And Nail Salon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least used items in the Utility Belt. The Bat-deux-ex-machina NT: WHat you buy for your SO, but is secretly for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Godiva Chocolates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Well, let's see there was the Harem Girl outfit, the naughty nurse, French maid, Cowgirl, indian girl....(and no, I didn't wear them...I wore the police uniform, the fireman uniform...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: WHat you buy for your SO' date=' but is secretly for you?[/quote'] Sleeping pills. NT: Overpriced items from the 99cent store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The NOSE HAIR TWANGER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hooligan x Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Ceramic spleens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Overpriced items from the 99cent store. The prepackaged ham-and-cheese-on-matzoh sandwiches in the refrigerator during Passover season. NT: Things you confiscated on sight from your kids' Halloween haul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you confiscated on sight from your kids' Halloween haul Momma Queezel's 100% Organic Peyote Snappers Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things you confiscated on sight from your kids' Halloween haul Candy flavored edible condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Watchtower Handouts. NT: Bring the funk. What is your 70's Soul name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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