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NGD Scenes from a Hat


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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat

 

NT: Why won't you date her?

"Haven't you seen 7th Heaven? You know a pastor's daughter gets watched over like a hawk! If we're one minute late geting her home it's seven huindred years in Purgatory!"

 

Speaking of which:

 

NT: Signs your new father-in-law is out of his mind.

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It wouldn't matter whether he told the truth about it -- he'd be crucified today for having chopped down the cherry tree in the first place....

 

NT: Signs that you have enrolled your son at the wrong college.

 

Jane Austin University? What kind of name is that for a football college. Son, find out where the guy's dorm is.

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It wouldn't matter whether he told the truth about it -- he'd be crucified today for having chopped down the cherry tree in the first place....

 

NT: Signs that you have enrolled your son at the wrong college.

 

"Mightybec's Clown College, now with Shepherd Training??!!"

 

NT: The Fear Factor challenge that would utterly break you.

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