death tribble Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Unexpected news from tonight's Olympic closing ceremonies. Donald Trump hijacks the publicity by appearing in Rio at the ceremony wearing only red, White and Blue speedos. However some saboteur has ensured that the speedos shows the French flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 NEW TOPIC: Unexpected news from tonight's Olympic closing ceremonies. The buses ran on time! NT: Hero Forums personalities and the improbable weapons with which they will take over ... well, something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Cancer -- bubblegum boomerang -- downtown Albuquerque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 L. Marcus seduces Queen Elsa, who makes him Prince Regent after he convinces her to use her powers to take over all of Scandinavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Pariah takes over Canada and the United States after he changes the lyrics to a song and has it broadcast on radio, TV and over the Internet. 'And the call the wind Pariah !' NT: What the Russian Track and Field athletes were doing instead of the Olympics. Difficulty no mention of drug use and no being idle or watching TV Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 NT: What the Russian Track and Field athletes were doing instead of the Olympics. Difficulty no mention of drug use and no being idle or watching TV Getting a new education. Or rather a re-education at some camps left over from the Soviet era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 NT: What the Russian Track and Field athletes were doing instead of the Olympics. Difficulty no mention of drug use and no being idle or watching TV The novel The Hunger Games appropriated its name and overall grand concept from a program irregularly held somewhere outside of Magnitogorsk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 NT: What the Russian Track and Field athletes were doing instead of the Olympics. Difficulty no mention of drug use and no being idle or watching TV They are still running -- away from the mafiya types who lost millions of rubles wagering on the Olympics. NT: In the closing ceremonies, the Prime Minister of Japan arrived dressed as Mario. This has inspired other heads of state, heads of government, and other political figures around the world to cosplay as their favorite video game characters. Name some of the more embarrassing examples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Donald Trump as Donkey Kong ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Vladimir Putin as Popeye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 NT: In the closing ceremonies, the Prime Minister of Japan arrived dressed as Mario. This has inspired other heads of state, heads of government, and other political figures around the world to cosplay as their favorite video game characters. Name some of the more embarrassing examples! Hillary Clinton as Chun-Li. I'm sorry. New Topic: They've just released a Champions-based fighter game!* Who do you play, and why? (*I wish.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 Dr Destroyer what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2016 Report Share Posted August 26, 2016 The Fox of Crime. Anyone remember the Fox of Crime? A teleporting master thief who threw cream pies in people's faces because he didn't want to actually hurt anyone, at least not physically )financially, on the other hand....) I can see this guy driving opponents nuts. Besides, pies to the face! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 Seeker, because his abilities are built from the ground up for fighting games and his reputation is such that everyone will underestimate him -- until his special moves pound them into the turf. NT: Subtle signs the Netflix executive you're pitching your new series to is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted August 28, 2016 Report Share Posted August 28, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the Netflix executive you're pitching your new series to is out of his mind. "Your new Punisher series really needs more cowbell" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2016 Report Share Posted August 29, 2016 "I love your idea for an edgy, Napoleonic War period piece. Any way we can work Deadpool into it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the Netflix executive you're pitching your new series to is out of his mind."I gotta better idea I'll spill to ya because you're the first guy I've seen who might do it justice. Comic Zombie Wars. Not ordinary zombies. Comic industry guys zombies. A thousand dead Bob Kanes go up against a thousand dead Jack Kirbys. You can make that work. Lemme see some storyboards next Friday." NT: [based on a true event.] Events stranger than, live on stage for 90 minutes (with a 20 minute cocktail intermission), one Astrophysicist and one Burlesque Drag Queen, in a no-holds-barred unscripted dialog. (Edit: astrophysicist is a straight woman.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 NT: [based on a true event.] Events stranger than, live on stage for 90 minutes (with a 20 minute cocktail intermission), one Astrophysicist and one Burlesque Drag Queen, in a no-holds-barred unscripted dialog. (Edit: astrophysicist is a straight woman.) A choir of nuns on stage. Half of them are real nuns. The other half are Burlesque Drag Queens dressed as nuns, carrying the part so gracefully that you can't tell he difference at a glance (at least from a seat in the Orchestra section). The local Archbishop (a notorious homophobe) is in the audience, and nobody ever bothered to tell him about the drag performers. Hilarity ensues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Laurie Anderson singing 'O Superman' live on stage. I mean seriously have you heard it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 NT: [based on a true event.] Events stranger than, live on stage for 90 minutes (with a 20 minute cocktail intermission), one Astrophysicist and one Burlesque Drag Queen, in a no-holds-barred unscripted dialog. The 2016 US Presidential Elections. Seriously, could we possibly get any stranger than that? I'd rather endure a year's worth of televised astrophysicist / drag queen dialogues over what we've gotten so far, and what we'll probably have to put up with over the next 4 years. NT: By an amazing coincidence, both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are wiped out by meteors falling from the sky. (We could only wish.) Fearing similar treatment from the Giant Meteor Party, all the other former candidates refuse to take the nominations from their parties. Who are the complete surprise new nominees for the Republicans and/or Democrats? (Pick one or pick both, your choice, but the funnier, the better.) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Want to make America great ? Look no further than Hulk Hogan ! Is not his song 'Real American' ? He'll wrestle the deficit into submission and leg drop So Called Islamic State ! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 NT: By an amazing coincidence, both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are wiped out by meteors falling from the sky. (We could only wish.) Fearing similar treatment from the Giant Meteor Party, all the other former candidates refuse to take the nominations from their parties. Who are the complete surprise new nominees for the Republicans and/or Democrats? (Pick one or pick both, your choice, but the funnier, the better.) Republicans: Ted Nugent Democrats: Kanye West See? It could be worse.... BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 Republicans: Ted Nugent Democrats: Kanye West See? It could be worse.... And if Ted gets elected, I'd bet you'd see Kanye grabbing the mike at the inauguration, saying how Beyonce should have been elected instead. (This is not a response to the topic, I just felt obligated to say this.) Pariah and Rails 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 NT: By an amazing coincidence, both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are wiped out by meteors falling from the sky. (We could only wish.) Fearing similar treatment from the Giant Meteor Party, all the other former candidates refuse to take the nominations from their parties. Who are the complete surprise new nominees for the Republicans and/or Democrats? (Pick one or pick both, your choice, but the funnier, the better.) One party nominates Kodos, the other nominates Kang. And when the human race is enslaved by one, everyone will claim they voted for the other. NT: The Aliens Have Landed! But they aren't interested in exterminating of enslaving the human race. so what do they want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 1, 2016 Report Share Posted September 1, 2016 They want to boogie on down ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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