Cancer Posted October 5, 2016 Report Share Posted October 5, 2016 New Topic: Manchester in England has no Michelin star restaurants. Why not ? (difficulty no saying that the chefs or restaurants cannot produce meals of sufficient quality or similar)Lord Rutherford's ghost splits their atoms, reducing them to low-grade fish&chips stands. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2016 Report Share Posted October 6, 2016 New Topic: Manchester in England has no Michelin star restaurants. Why not ? (difficulty no saying that the chefs or restaurants cannot produce meals of sufficient quality or similar) Because the raters got on the wrong flight and wound up in Manchester, New Hampshire. They decided to stay there because the food was better anyway. death tribble and Shadow Hawk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 New Topic: Manchester in England has no Michelin star restaurants. Why not ? It's in England. England is not exactly known for five-star cuisine. New Topic: Subtle signs that the nation of Iceland no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 New Topic: Subtle signs that the nation of Iceland no longer finds your antics amusing.They give you a ticket for your next program - on the South Pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 New Topic: Subtle signs that the nation of Iceland no longer finds your antics amusing. "Volcanoes are mobile? Why knew?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 It's in England. England is not exactly known for five-star cuisine. New Topic: Subtle signs that the nation of Iceland no longer finds your antics amusing. [General Zod mode] Why do you say that when you know i will kill you for it ? [/General Zod mode] Undead Vikings. Lots of them. New Topic: Better things than the Presidential Debates. Difficulty you cannot answer anything and/or everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 New Topic: Better things than the Presidential Debates. A root canal. At least you're medicated for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2016 Report Share Posted October 10, 2016 [General Zod mode] Why do you say that when you know i will kill you for it ? [/General Zod mode] Undead Vikings. Lots of them. New Topic: Better things than the Presidential Debates. Difficulty you cannot answer anything and/or everything. Looking for a job (which I have characterized as "Body-surfing in a sea of broken glass, to be washed up on a beach of margarita salt") Being laid off so you have to look for a job (Baiting the Tribble here) Being this guy in this situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 New Topic: Better things than the Presidential Debates. Difficulty you cannot answer anything and/or everything. A restaurant where the only items on the menu are the disgusting Frog a la Peach and the even more revolting Peach a la Frog. NT: Subtle signs nobody in America cares about the election anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 NT: Subtle signs nobody in America cares about the election anymore. Excuse me, have you seen the frontrunner candidates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 NT: Subtle signs nobody in America cares about the election anymore. Various networks are frantically advertising election coverage and throwing out meaningless but provocative teaser lines at every break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs nobody in America cares about the election anymore. Idiotic postings on Facebook are down from normal today. (I wish.) New Topic: Crimes even more dastardly than stealing forty cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 New Topic: Crimes even more dastardly than stealing forty cakes.It's the subject of an ancient math joke. The inability of 90% off the population to understand what was done is, quite possibly, what was noticed by the energy companies and led to their massive obfuscation and misinformation campaign about anthropogenic climate change. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 New Topic: Crimes even more dastardly than stealing forty cakes. Stealing forty cakes and setting out radioactive waste (disguise to look like cake) in their place in hopes that nobody will notice the difference. When Mrs. Grable's second-grade class goes unexpectedly bald, it ought to be a sign something's up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 New Topic: Crimes even more dastardly than stealing forty cakes. Baking twenty-four live blackbirds into a pie. The blackbirds won't survive. Tthe pie is an inedible mess with blood, guts, and feathers everywhere. The message you're sending out is that you're into pointless sadism. And it smells awful.. NT: Offerings at Mother Goose's Authentic Pub and Grill that are even worse than blackbird pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Pölsa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Hansel and Gretel's candied witch loaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Yorkshire Pudding New Topic: The real reason why the Minnesota Vikings are undefeated. Difficulty reason must have nothing to do with American football Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Odin favors them for once. Might have someting to do with the blot they performed on Midsummer's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 New Topic: The real reason why the Minnesota Vikings are undefeated. Difficulty reason must have nothing to do with American football The other 31 teams in the league are suffering from lutefisk poisoning. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 New Topic: The real reason why the Minnesota Vikings are undefeated. Difficulty reason must have nothing to do with American football In the ancient Minoan Calendar Round, it is the Year of the Purple Derelicts. For the eldritch powers who care, the Vikings' uniforms seem to fulfill the prerequisites for supplicants for the ancient arcane power. If this reason makes a lot of sense to you, the next Year of the Brown Nothings isn't due for another 1423 years. So yeah, Cleveland is still hosed. NT: Additional arcane reasons Cleveland is still hosed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 It is in Ohio and Cleveland in Britain was named after it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 NT: Additional arcane reasons Cleveland is still hosed. Tupac in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 NT: Additional arcane reasons Cleveland is still hosed. The ghost of Tecumseh can hold one heck of a grudge. NT: Subtle signs this was not a good day to invade Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 NT: Subtle signs this was not a good day to invade Canada. It's gonna be winter soon. Did you guys learn NOTHING from Napoleon and Hitler!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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