Bazza Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer, wanted in Latveria for giving Dr Doom a wedgie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Bazza. The lovechild of Rolf Harris and Olivia Newton John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble does line dancing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Once upon a time, in the Land East for the Sun and West for the Moon, there ruled a king. This king, who was a good and kind king, had three daughters, the one even more beautiful and kind than the other . . . And then MfH had to come along and ruin the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus wakes up every day at the crack of dawn to absorb the sun's radiation so that he can fry his eggs with his bare hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Nadazdy Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Scientific fact: if the Main Man ceases to exist, so will the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Lisa!?! Why does the gaunt generator run 23 hours a day at your hide-out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid is reincarnated every 83.79 years... unless it ends on a leap year, then he goes into bonus round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above I can't find Hermit. He's hiding in his Hermit Hole and I can't find him. Which is why nobody has seen Hermit face-to-face in the last 77 years, eight months, two weeks, three days and an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Michael Hopcroft is going to be cast as the eleventh incarnation of The Doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above tkdguy. He built the Empire State building with his teeth. Not a model the real thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble ate all of Emperor Palpatine's clones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L.Marcus bought an old Krispy Kreme and had them convert the machinery to make Necro-Donuts. If he eats one, its just breakfast. If the rest of us eat one, its an origin story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid, the geometric shape of an african nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 commutes to work every day by wadding himself up, loading into an 8-inch howitzer, and having his neighbor fire the artillery. Landing's a *****, but it avoids traffic and it's a lot cheaper than car insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer's HERO character creation process: 1) Get a copy of the core book, an Alka-Seltzer tablet, and his pet German Shepherd, Fifi. 2) Place Alka-Seltzer Tablet in Fifi's mouth, and place book in front of her. 3) New character in five minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man. Wanted in connection with the infamous concreting over the Atlantic scandal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above . . . And since that day, no-one ever emtioned midichlorians again - ever! Thank you, Tribble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Some people crochet as both a prductive handicraft and a means of calming themselves down. L. Marcus does the same sort of thing, but hauls out his nucleotide spool and his DNA hooks and whomps up new microbial life forms instead of colorful afghans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer never shot a man just because the guy was snoring. That would imply he needs a reason to shoot a man, and I can assure you that isn't the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Keyes_Bill has a secret ID: Senator Bunnfellow from the state of South Rhodentia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Egyptoid came to save us all from his arch-nemesis: John Titor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The Main Man laughed so hard that he puked at Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Main Man Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus doesn't know how to stop. No really, he has the most incoherent telegrams you've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "The Main Man" is not a man at all, but rather a gestalt-creature made up of thirteen individual beings, all capable of independent thought and life on their own, but when they combine into one they grow exponentially in power, wisdom, and knowledge. Swear to god, it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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