Cancer Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher moonlights as the foghorn at the lighthouse at Hammerfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 1, 2005 Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer paints the sky with stars. He also performs other Enya songs on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted November 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus is an entire hot lesbian blonde Viking snowboarding team. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Don't tell anyone, but Oddhat is the guy who set-up "Scooter" Libby. Perjury and Obstruction of Justice -- shyeah, right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Everybody's seen the shocking .JPG of the bunny with the balloon. Yup. Everybody. And I LIKE BunnySue ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mrs. Oddhat was the one holding the camera for the infamous "bunny with balloon" video. She set our NGD President up and created this scandal singlehandedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mutant for Hire took out Magneto at the behest of Charles Xavier. But his memory was wiped shortly afterwards. Prof X is a right bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 is the secret love child of John Wayne and Angie Dickinson. Also he is able to manipulate his gene sequence so not one of the paternity suits brought against him has ever succeeded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death Tribble is the love child from Zornwil and Trencher. DT, took on 100 baby Zornwils and won. How about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Most of the world's evils are ultimately controlled by Bazza, plotting deep in the catacombs of his sanctuary. His network of agents is so pervasive that nothing escapes his notice, and no eventuality is outside his contingency plans. Hundreds vanish daily in order to keep his plots hidden, and no one ... who's there? What? You work for him too? Is there ... no, put the gun down, dear ... AARrrrgggghhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Some say that Cancer has been using his newly-granted position as "High Cosmic Voyeur" to 'rightfully' obtain incriminating, scandalous, and revealing pictures and claim he's "just doing his job." Actually, those people are wrong -- Cancer's been doing that for years...it's just now that he has official sanction. Cancer is, in fact, responsible for every photo that's ever appeared in a supermarket tabloid, and the legions of so-called "photographers" are just various pseudonyms for one man. Unfortunately he's discovered he's not going to make the fortune from that he'd intended, because it turns out that all the various writers, editors, and so on are also one person -- a retired grandmother of six in Pasadena, CA. and the sales of all the copies of the tabloids go to her "Cat Sanctuary Fund." Still, that disappointment doesn't prevent Cancer from carrying on with his 'job' -- nor does it prevent him enjoying it immensely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above 14 tasers and 47 bullets. That's what it took to put Cancer down. To put him down for good? It'll take a lot more than that. Dr. A is quick on the draw. It's a little known fact, but he's not actually a diety. He's a garden gnome given life. His fondest desire is to be a real boy. He does not, contrary to rumor, have a cricket as his best friend. He does not suffer the presence of insects. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinman Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above keyes_bill puts his pants on both legs at a time, and he's so fast at it that most people would swear he'd never taken them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Anomaly Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Just like his title says, tinman really has a "pitcher of health" -- all who drink the beer from his pitcher have many of their aches and pains cured...or at least feel better. Unfortunately his effort to spread health and well being in a mug have been ruthlessly suppressed by "the Establishment" due to severe anti-alcohol leanings. But one day he will triumph, and all of mankind will raise a mug and chant "Here's to you, tinman, our savior!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant for Hire Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Dr. Anomaly's medical specialty is gynecology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above MfH is actually three disembodied brains working together in a Hive Mind. None of the brains can stand the others. This might show in some posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above L. Marcus loves to arrange flowers in his spare time, owns four rabbits- named Flopsy-Wopsy, Bunnykins, Cuddle-wuddles and Mr. Cutiepants- and recently had his entire house repainted, inside and out, using twenty-seven separate and distinct shades and tones of the colour pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBaldy Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above AngryBug shows great restraint with his anger...which has now become a base indifferance. Just yesterday, he shot four people...and didn't bat an eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above MisterBaldy chose his username with a healthy sense of irony, as holds a Guiness record for posessing the world's largest free-standing 'afro' hairstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Angry Bug once took Ambush Bug out back and showed him what an Angry Ambush was all about. The Bug no longer breaks the fourth wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
susandwyer Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84 has been married to 47 supermodels. All at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Susan Dwyer is the fourth member of Hanson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84. He robs banks wearing only his underpants and has yet to be caught by the police or the FEDs Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Death tribble once got captured by the Deathslaughter Orc tribe. He later became their king with his mastery of rock and roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Complicate the Person Above Trencher is an Ice King. Not many people know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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