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Re: The Punisher vs Bugs Bunny

 

Oh yeah and from a technical perspective, Bugs has a HUGE VPP based on cartoon powers, an extremely high dex and some weird defensive powers that alow him to dodge things that should not be dodgeable (teleport and desolid with some limitations).

 

Playing devil's advocate though, it wouldn't be a shutout. The Punisher is very resourseful and ALOT smarter then bugs's normal "opponents". Plus he would definetly be the agressor which would give him and advantage. and last but not least he's a hard assed, cold blooded killer.

 

It'd be interesting.

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Bugs definetly. I would realy love to see this' date=' either as a comic or a episode of looney toons. I can just picture bugs leaning up on some light post near a dark alley and asking the punisher "what's up doc?" while munching on a carrot. :smoke:[/quote']

 

 

While the Punisher is still shooting down the manhole cover bugs dove down a while ago. :)

 

Bugs would make the Punisher cry like a little girl.

 

;)

 

 

And I used to like the Punisher.

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Oh yeah and from a technical perspective, Bugs has a HUGE VPP based on cartoon powers, an extremely high dex and some weird defensive powers that alow him to dodge things that should not be dodgeable (teleport and desolid with some limitations).

 

Playing devil's advocate though, it wouldn't be a shutout. The Punisher is very resourseful and ALOT smarter then bugs's normal "opponents". Plus he would definetly be the agressor which would give him and advantage. and last but not least he's a hard assed, cold blooded killer.

 

It'd be interesting.

 

 

Well, the big problem would be:

 

 

Why would the Punisher go after Bugs?

 

Unless... There was that cartoon where Bugs became angry that the bounty on rabbits was so small...

 

After stealing the Panama Canal Locks, Cutting Florida(or was it CA?) loose, and turning off Niagara falls, he was a pretty high profile target.

 

:D

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In the long run, the Punisher would probably stand a better chance against

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot... but then again, these are the toons that

made Satan's life a living hell.

 

He'd be better off just sticking to wasting bad guys who can't violate the laws

of physics whenever they please.

 

 

Major Tom :eg:

Kill the Wabbit!!! :bmk:

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Re: The Punisher vs Bugs Bunny

 

Unless... There was that cartoon where Bugs became angry that the bounty on rabbits was so small...

 

After stealing the Panama Canal Locks, Cutting Florida(or was it CA?) loose, and turning off Niagara falls, he was a pretty high profile target.

You forgot filling in the Grand Canyon.

 

PS: It was Florida Bugs sawed off: "South America, take it away!"

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The Punisher is an Elmer Fudd wanna-be. Bugs wouldn't even have to get sneaky. He'd simply stick his finger in the Punisher's grenade launcher, and the resulting explosion would leave the Punisher looking like a blackface minstrel from the 1920's. It'd be all downhill for the Punisher from there.

 

Far more frightening would be if Elmer Fudd decided to take on the Punisher's role in a superhero universe:

 

"Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting supewvillains." :eek:

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Actually, this might end quickly, and horribly. :sick:

You must remember that for all his stupidity, Elmer Fudd is also a Toon, and basically impossible to kill.

 

The Punisher isn't.

 

Which means that the first time Bugs switches around The Punisher's gun barrel, Frank is going to get shot in the head for real.

 

He won't just look like he is wearing blackface, he will get his head blown off.

 

Maybe Frank would have the tactical sense to withdraw after the first couple of Banana Cream Pies, but otherwise . . .

 

 

KA.

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Actually, this might end quickly, and horribly. :sick:

You must remember that for all his stupidity, Elmer Fudd is also a Toon, and basically impossible to kill.

 

The Punisher isn't.

 

Which means that the first time Bugs switches around The Punisher's gun barrel, Frank is going to get shot in the head for real.

 

He won't just look like he is wearing blackface, he will get his head blown off.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing....

:D

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To be fair, let us say that if Bugs uses Toon Shtickery to sabotage Punisher, then the victim of said Shtickery will have only toon-like results inflicted on him, non-toon victim or not.

 

Besides, that's how it worked in both 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' and 'Space Jam', so there's a precedent. :)

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Actually, this might end quickly, and horribly. :sick:

You must remember that for all his stupidity, Elmer Fudd is also a Toon, and basically impossible to kill.

 

The Punisher isn't.

 

Which means that the first time Bugs switches around The Punisher's gun barrel, Frank is going to get shot in the head for real.

Err... K.A., you do realize that The Punisher isn't real either, right? :confused:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D

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To be fair, let us say that if Bugs uses Toon Shtickery to sabotage Punisher, then the victim of said Shtickery will have only toon-like results inflicted on him, non-toon victim or not.

 

Besides, that's how it worked in both 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' and 'Space Jam', so there's a precedent. :)

 

 

Though In Cool World that isn't how it worked iirc.

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"Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting supewvillains." :eek:

:rofl: Repped. Man- so tempted to make the flash animation :cool:

 

Elmer Fudd: Shotguns, rifles.

Yosemite Sam: Pistols, cannons, much more.

Marvin Martian: ray guns, space cannons, planet destroying weapons.

Others: more armory.

 

So- Bugs has defeated every armed marvel in the Looniverse.

Frank has defeated a lot of loonies in the Marvelverse.

 

Frank wears armor. Bugs evades even the shield and magic helmet.

 

The rabbit wins, hands down.

 

Of course, you realize this means war journal.

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