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I need a McGuffin for tonight's game. That is, I need the name of something that someone is looking for. The name of the McGuffin should not reveal what type of object it is but should imply something powerful.

 

The object is demonic in origin. One of the party members has touched the object but does not realize it and even when confronted with the fact he touched it, will have no idea what the item could possibly have been.

 

Also note, this is for my Valdorian Age campaign.

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Re: Need a McGuffin Name

 

Just "The" + any common noun, especially body part - works nicely.

The Portal, The Machine, The Eye.

Something beyond the power of a single creator, thus isn't named after them.

 

That being said, made up words with lots of hard consonants and unusual vowel arrangements can also be used.

Ral Trakshal

Kirn Fell Malok

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Re: Need a McGuffin Name

 

Well, the basic formula is The X of Y, but Y's X is also popular. The XY or ZY are also common.

 

Y is a proper noun. Z is a noun. Z is usually just a simple adjective.

 

 

Popular Ys include: God, a god (such as Thragg, God of Smiting), the gods (timeshared, perhaps), a long dead wizard or hero (there are enough bits of Vecna floating around to make four or five Vecnas, and some of them you really don't want to touch), Dragon/Dragons (required by law to be included in every fantasy product. Otherwise, we'd have to make up our own stuff, and that would be absurd), an animal or monster (Wolves and Beholders are good, Sloths or Osquips, not so much), The Ancients (Usually from a long dead empire that, with tiresome irony, destroyed itself with it's own power), Man (Woman or Humanity work too, but sound less biblical), a country or people (preferably a big and/or ancient one. Not Rhode Island or New Jersey), The Stars (make sure the object in question isn't 'Battle of') A specific star or planet (Preferably one with it's own name. The Anvil of Wolf238 isn't going to impress anyone), An abstract concept (Truth, Freedom, or Justice are good, Deliciousness or Biological Arousal are not)The Uni/Multiverse/Cosmos/Ultimate (If you're really out of ideas).

 

Y's can be almost anything. Weapons (usually swords, though knives, arrows, spears, bullets, rocks) and geometric shapes (pyramids or spheres. Dodecahedrons are less common) are good. Common household items, like needles, pens, or moue pads, are popular as well (especially if you haven't reached your 'predictable irony' quota). Craft or farming tools work well. Jewelry is good, as long as it's not worn on a part of the body that's not shown in polite company. Some clothing is acceptable (coats, cloaks, or gloves are ok, shirts are pushing it, garters are right out). Incantation, Formula, or Code are all well-precedented.

 

Body parts are popular, but I can't stress enough that you have to choose a thematically appropriate one. Eyes, hands, heads, hearts, and blood are all good. Brains are acceptable. Gall bladders (any kind of bladder, actually) spleens, and knees all lack dramatic imagery. Genetialia and hymens, despite their iconic appeal, are not a good choice, as they tend to result in giggles and/or creepiness. Best replaced with some blisteringly obvious symbolic replacement, such as swords, rings, or 'seals' (the kind you break, not the kind that balance balls on their noses or the kind that use combat knives)

 

Z's should only be used with caution. Colors are good (primary and secondary only. Stay away from the periwinkles and fucias). Time or number-related adjectives are usually safe, too, (First, Threefold, Seventh, 1000 Year Old, Ancient) though mathematical formula are not.

 

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Once you've gotten it set up, do yourself a favor. Say it out loud, in a dramatic voice. This can let you weed out problems, such as The Ring of Uranus, the Universal Hoe, the Seal of Sea Lions, the Blue Jacket, or the Emancipation Incantation.

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