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Dust Raven

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Three engineers are having a drink at the local watering hole after work and get into a debate about the nature of God.

The first opined, “God must be a mechanical engineer: look at the elegant structure of the human body, the way everything works together — muscles, tendons, ligaments, joints, bones. Absolutely brilliant.”

“Naw,” says the second. “You’ve got it all wrong: God is an electrical engineer. Just observe the beautiful functionality of the nervous system, coordinating everything in the body.”

“Nope,” interrupted the third. “God is clearly a civil engineer.”

“How so?” asked the other two.

“Well, who else would put a waste disposal system right smack dab in the middle of a recreation area?”

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