SKJAM! Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One Doomsday Device, somewhere between Coastal City and Centerville. Is probably harmless without qx-38 Modulator, but let's not take any chances. May have digital readout counting down to zero. Please contact Captain Butterf--er, Brilliant care of the Defenders of Earth if found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkwleisemann Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Reply: Captain Brilliant. That's QX-P38 Explosive Space Modulator, Earth creature. Please contact Marvin, care of the Martian Imperial Embassy, Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: QX-P38 Explosive Space Modulator. Beleived to be part of a doomsday device. Still looking for device. Owner must contact the Guardians of Colton (tentative team name) to get both back. For a fee. Y'know, we can't just let anybody destroy planets without a liscense. And even with a liscense, the destroyer needs to pass a certain quality standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One automatic, 35mm, camera. Last seen stuck on cornice of Building in downtown NY. reply to : P. Parker, Queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pogo Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: one bouncing body part. If you are the owner, please come get it out of my ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One flash-like object, is gold in color and has no controls, contact JSA HQ, Gothom. can anyone tell me what this is and who used to own it. if they do I'll rep them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR Dragon Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One A.P. Delayed secondary exploding microjet 150mm handgun round. Last seen entering some street pursesnatcher's skull at point blank range. If found please contact Frank Castle, at 1-888-Please-Spare-MyLife. If pursesnatcher is found with round, you may keep whats left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenAge Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One flash-like object, is gold in color and has no controls, contact JSA HQ, Gothom. can anyone tell me what this is and who used to own it. if they do I'll rep them. Starman's original Cosmic Rod? Or Gravity Rod as it was sometimes called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One flash-like object, is gold in color and has no controls, contact JSA HQ, Gotham. can anyone tell me what this is and who used to own it. if they do I'll rep them. "Flash-like" isnt specific enough for my feeble brain, I fear. back on topic: There's a rumor going around SHIELD HQ that Fury lost the keys to the Heli-Carrier. or Halli-Carriers as they are now called since the contract switched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ops Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: 1 Intelligence Agent.If found please return as soon as possible,to SHIELD c/o SHIELD Helicarrier. (Please this is urgent its our only one). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethosos Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: One well-used teddy bear, dressed in a plush version of some sort of red power armor. Has "Roter der Bar" embroidered on the back. Please call the Champions if you wish to claim it--otherwise it goes to charity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads I do not owe GoldenAge rep....right on dude, that was it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojira Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost:One small black mask and one thong. Last seen in bushes in Central Park. Do not touch, highly radioactive. Call 111-555-SUPE to return, or contact Hazmat for disposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 LOST: Boots of speed: Size 9 womens These gucci lether boots were specially made for the ultimate soccar mom. Enables wearer to clean entire house in 5.9 seconds. Warning: can cause the souls of the feet to start smoking. If this happens please contact local fire department because it could accidently set whole house on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Re: LOST: Boots of speed: Size 9 womens Warning: can cause the souls of the feet to start smoking.The souls? Man' date=' these things really [i']are[/i] dangerous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads I didn't know feet had individual souls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One Centipede mobile. Like new! Contact:FOXBAT the greatest hero ever known. (you'll figure out how) Reward: The chance of being My sidekick for a whole day(priceless). Warning: Please do not fire the pingpong ball gun that is in the glove compartment, one of its effects may ruin the upholstery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrestlinggeek Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: One costume. Dark and light blue, with yellow lightning bolt on chest. Last seen near girls' dorm at MCU. If found please return to Mellennium Force HQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST: "Dorky" looking bronze helmet, last seen in Frisco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenn Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads LOST : One two-tone blue tights made out of bulletproof chain mail and holster containing specialised gun capable of emitting a powerful compressed air blast and a brilliant flash of light. Please contact Edward (Ted) Kord c/o Kord Industries, Chicago, IL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incrdbil Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: readers of Comic Books. Last seen running screaming after "Identity Crisis" and "Civil War". If found, please return to Marvel and DC Comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRavenIs Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Lost: Sanity after reading the comic books, "Identity Crisis and/or Cilvil War." I mean why do comic companies have to go and mess things up inorder to 'fix' what they messed up in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads Found: Shark. Currently in state of terror after being jumped so many times allegedly by Marvel, DC, and some indies. Please call 1-800-Jump-Vic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Lost: Robo-Putter Last seen at Winding Hills Golf Course. This ordaniary looking titanium putter will enable the user to make any shot upto one mile away. Length five feet weight 24 lbs. If found please return to the brick located on hole 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted June 3, 2006 Report Share Posted June 3, 2006 Re: Lost and Found super-ads WANTED: Good intentions. All kinds considered. Price paid depending on quality. Contact HadesPaving LLC at 555-6666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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