Cancer Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: For that delicate operation' date=' you want a mallot.[/quote'] Q: What's a "Stone Age seduction"? A: Umm, I'm much more interested in the woman in the maillot than I am the guy in the mullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Umm' date=' I'm much more interested in the woman in the maillot than I am the guy in the mullet.[/quote'] Q: Ma'am, what are you trying to do in this maillot company? A: He stepped into a mime field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He stepped into a mime field. Q: How could he explode quietly? A: Look at the bones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How could he explode quietly? A: Look at the bones! Q: How do you recognize the emotional argument in a TOS episode? A: Nukuwar Gwenades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nukuwar Gwenades. Q: How do we solve this wabbit pwoblem once and fow all? A: And once more the character becomes a global sex symbol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do we solve this wabbit pwoblem once and fow all? A: And once more the character becomes a global sex symbol. Q: did you hear Austin Powers is going to shag Jessica Alba? A: "From a certain point of view?! Ben, that's a complete load of bull--" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "From a certain point of view?! Ben' date=' that's a complete load of bull--"[/quote'] Q: What did Spidy say that landed him in Hell's no-no list? A: No more webizine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: No more webizine. Q: How did they say they were going to treat your "internet addiction"? A: I'm living off of online! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm living off of online! Q: So what's it like owning 200,000 shares in Google? A: That's taking your World of Warcraft fetish entirely too far, son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's taking your World of Warcraft fetish entirely too far' date=' son.[/quote'] Q: What did the doctor say about your living in World of Warcraft? A: Zoom, Zoom - Cough, Cough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zoom' date=' Zoom - Cough, Cough[/quote'] Q: How do you know the Roadrunner isn't controlling his asthma? A: Get her a sandwich! She needs to eat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know the Roadrunner isn't controlling his asthma? A: Get her a sandwich! She needs to eat! Q: My Lord, there is a beautiful young woman here without food or clothing. What should I do? A: Hungarian goulash, baked Alaskan, poor boy sandwich, Belgian waffled, Texan barbequed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hungarian goulash' date=' baked Alaskan, poor boy sandwich, Belgian waffled, Texan barbequed...[/quote'] Q: What's on the menu at the Cannibal Cafe? A: Too many forklifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many forklifts. Q: What makes you think Sandy Frank is trying to kill you? A: He's just better at everything than you are -- and I do mean EVERYTHING.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's just better at everything than you are -- and I do mean EVERYTHING.... Q: (George W Bush): Why is President Obama giving me that smirk? A: I don't think the filters will allow that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't think the filters will allow that. Q: Why can't I order from that Chinese restaurant in Beijing? A: Number 278, right after "Dying of Thirst". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's just better at everything than you are -- and I do mean EVERYTHING.... Q: Lois, why do you like Batman more than me? Oops! forgot to refresh! A: Number 278' date=' right after "Dying of Thirst".[/quote'] Q: Making out with Barbra Bush is on your Bucket List? Where? A: With a forklift! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: With a forklift! Q: We've got these ten pallets of Hero 6 books! How do you want me to move them? A: IN matters vegetable, animal and mineral nobody can out-know me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We've got these ten pallets of Hero 6 books! How do you want me to move them? A: IN matters vegetable, animal and mineral nobody can out-know me. Q: You're the very model of a modern Generalism Major? A: The only problem with that theory, Sir, is that it does not "Quack". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only problem with that theory' date=' Sir, is that it does not "Quack".[/quote'] Q: If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then dang it, call it a duck! A: Between sessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Between sessions. Q - When do REAL Champions players make time to eat, sleep, and romance their significant other(s)? A - The worst part is that I got it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - The worst part is that I got it here. Q: So you have rabies? A: I'm not doing that anymore. I'm a newspaperman now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not doing that anymore. I'm a newspaperman now. Q: How goes your investigative reporting? A: Taxes gone to plaid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Taxes gone to plaid. Q: You're propping up the Scottish textile industry HOW, exactly? A: You must be trying to distract me from something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You must be trying to distract me from something. Q: Is that a 20' tall Tazmanian Devil behind you? A: Because twenty times just isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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