Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q. Who makes that great domestic beer? A. "The Chocloate factory is yours!" Q: What will you give me for $100,000,000? A: Kara on a good day, Rachel on a bad day. (and don't be mean) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What will you give me for $100,000,000? A: Kara on a good day, Rachel on a bad day. (and don't be mean) Q. Which of the Bensons makes for better ICQ conversation? (And this is true, I tell you from experience.) A. The sunken city of Atlanta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. Which of the Bensons makes for better ICQ conversation? (And this is true, I tell you from experience.) I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. My best discussions (and I mean discussions, not just talking) with kara have been when she's happy and feeling good and everything's fine. My best discussions with you have been when you're down about something, or angry about something. Hence my answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis I'm not sure how to interpret that statement. Watch out Worldmaker, I just went thru having to apologize to keep her from getting her bat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. The sunken city of Atlanta! Q. Were there any consequences of Foxbat's Master Plan? A. Body Oil, a peacock feather, and a bucket of six siders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Watch out Worldmaker, I just went thru having to apologize to keep her from getting her bat out. Nah, not necessary. She's known me for a while and knows that hitting me in the head with a bat only results in a broken bat. My head's too hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker My best discussions (and I mean discussions, not just talking) with kara have been when she's happy and feeling good and everything's fine. My best discussions with you have been when you're down about something, or angry about something. Hence my answer. Ah. That's how I interpreted it, but I wasn't sure. Didn't realize I was better at discussion when down or angry. I must be scintillating right after getting home after going through rush hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit A. Body Oil, a peacock feather, and a bucket of six siders Q: What is Kara's idea of a good time? A: Clean but useless keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: What is Kara's idea of a good time? A: Clean but useless keyboard. Q: What do you get when you spill a bottle of bleach all over your keyboard? A: Many years of agonizing indecision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What do you get when you spill a bottle of bleach all over your keyboard? A: Many years of agonizing indecision. Q. How did Nightfly get to be so charming. A. Seventy six trombones, and one kazoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Seventy six trombones, and one kazoo. Q. What makes slightly less noise than 4 year old twins? A. Comic books and cheez whiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q. What makes slightly less noise than 4 year old twins? A. Comic books and cheez whiz. Q. What two things does Steve Ball need to be forever happy? A. No, you're other left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What two things does Steve Ball need to be forever happy? A. No, you're other left. Q: What's the most annoying thing a Driver's Ed instructor has ever said to you? A: "Screw this superhero crap, I'll just take over the planet and make Chloe and Lana my sex slaves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What's the most annoying thing a Driver's Ed instructor has ever said to you? A: "Screw this superhero crap, I'll just take over the planet and make Chloe and Lana my sex slaves." Q. What's written on page 82 of Superman's journal? A. All the news that fits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q. What's written on page 82 of Superman's journal? A. All the news that fits. Q: What new slogan will replace "Fair and Balanced" on Fox News? A: “She’s currently in cryogenic stasis at my secret lair, along with Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, and a couple of former Laker Girls.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole A: “She’s currently in cryogenic stasis at my secret lair, along with Jessica Alba, Eliza Dushku, and a couple of former Laker Girls.†Q: What would Kara say as a mad scientist, when talking about Shania Twain? A: Anti-Defamation League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis A: Anti-Defamation League Q: What's Jar Jar Binks' worst freakin' nightmare? A: “It’s my latest masterpiece; I made it from DNA samples from Hillary Clinton, a New York sewer rat, and the SARS virus.†Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: What's Jar Jar Binks' worst freakin' nightmare? A: “It’s my latest masterpiece; I made it from DNA samples from Hillary Clinton, a New York sewer rat, and the SARS virus.†Q. How ever did you cook up that clone of George W. Bush? A. Shave and a haircut, two bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Shave and a haircut, two bits. Q: What is Grandpa babbling about now? A: Rush Limbaugh and a roto-rooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Nemesis Q: What is Grandpa babbling about now? A: Rush Limbaugh and a roto-rooter. Q: Name two fun things to torture Gray Davis with. A: Two milk bottles and a tuning fork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Wormhole Q: Name two fun things to torture Gray Davis with. A: Two milk bottles and a tuning fork. Q: What do I need to make a C sharp Chedder? A. Because your character will blow his own hand off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirdbase Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Q: What do I need to make a C sharp Chedder? A. Because your character will blow his own hand off! Q: But, why can't I replace his forarm with a bazooka? A: World peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Q: the other reason (besides Oil) for America invading Canada. A: button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 19, 2003 Report Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Rage Q: the other reason (besides Oil) for America invading Canada. A: button Q. What do you think, Quasimodo... should I put my butt on first, or my arms? A. A lavender colored tuxedo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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