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Guest joen00b
Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q: What three items are most essential to your latest evil plan to take over the world?

 

A: Absolutely not, never without a bathrobe.

 

Q: Besides a Towel, what is need for Hitchhiking the Galaxy.

 

A: String pluckin', beer chuckin' and mother truckin'!

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Tim

Q: What was the last thing Koby Briant's accusser said to him in his room.

 

A: Less than half but more than double.

 

Q: How current economic growth and unemployment, respectively, compare to this date in 1997/

 

A. Herd-mentality style patriotism.

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by Realms of Chaos

Q. How on earth could they get away with something like the Patriot Act?

 

A. Because my boots are on fire!

 

Q: Why are you leaving scorch marks on my new carpet?

 

A: Only if you provoke them.

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Guest Worldmaker
Originally posted by caris

Q: Are Hero gamers dangerous?

 

A: Bette Middler stars as Wonder Woman

 

 

Q. What event sparks the beginning of the end for the superhero genre film?

 

A. Two more moo-goo gai pan.

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Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth

Question: Who are the adversaries in the new Ghostbusters sequel, Stay-Puff's Revenge?

 

Answer: Ben Seeman's wedding.

 

Question: What event is the greatest astrological and metaphysical convergence since the Earl of Sandwich had a slab of meet put between two pieces of bread?

 

Answer: Fort Knox, a leggy blonde, and a tempest in a tea cup.

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Originally posted by Howard t. Duck

Q: Who is doing the remake of "Ebony and Ivory?"

 

Answer: The Chicago Cubs and beef stew.

 

Question: What makes a great banquet for a convention of Shriner canibals?

 

Answer: Frustration, a dog's tail, and apoclyptic tendencies.

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Originally posted by Hermit

Question: What makes a great banquet for a convention of Shriner canibals?

 

Answer: Frustration, a dog's tail, and apoclyptic tendencies.

 

Q: What are the main ingrediants in the psyche of Dr. Doberman?

 

A: Some string, a recorder, and three pounds of Hasheesh.

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Originally posted by Enforcer84

Q: What are the main ingrediants in the psyche of Dr. Doberman?

 

A: Some string, a recorder, and three pounds of Hasheesh.

 

Q: What did McGiver use to escape in the final episode?

 

A: Blue Suede Shoes and a Stained Red Dress.

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Re: no worries

 

Originally posted by Hermit

Q. What does the DoJ use to pay Ben's salary ?

 

A. A seething, spiteful, hot ball of hatred!

Q: What does Hillary Clinton look like on a "good" day. :D

 

A: "I say we take off, nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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