Tim Posted October 24, 2005 Report Share Posted October 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What did the announcer say that aroused Jerry Falwell's suspicions that this was not precisely the god-fearing, sober crowd it should have been ? A. The 200th Anniversary of the Battle of Trafalgar. Q: Why are you wearing an eye patch andholding a spyglass to it? A: They shot the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you wearing an eye patch andholding a spyglass to it? A: They shot the air. Q) Why is it so stuffy in your cousins' apartment? A) It wasn't quite so bad as that. It was berry scented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) It wasn't quite so bad as that. It was berry scented. Q: The National Investigator says famed personality Yolanda Gotobed was mauled by a bear wearing a hat, and claims it was because her perfume smelled like a pic-a-nic basket. Do you have anything to say to that? A: It's not the smoking section, it's the on-fire section! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The National Investigator says famed personality Yolanda Gotobed was mauled by a bear wearing a hat, and claims it was because her perfume smelled like a pic-a-nic basket. Do you have anything to say to that? A: It's not the smoking section, it's the on-fire section! Q) I thought you needed to smoke? What happened? A) The Craig Machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Craig Machine.A. Well, Craig, we gave you three hundred grand to get the best marketing agency available to find our new game machine the right name- what did they come up with? Q. You call that 'job satisfaction'? 'Cos I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well, Craig, we gave you three hundred grand to get the best marketing agency available to find our new game machine the right name- what did they come up with? Q. You call that 'job satisfaction'? 'Cos I don't. Q) So you got the best sales in company history and they gave you syphallis? A) Third one from the left. Bang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So you got the best sales in company history and they gave you syphallis? A) Third one from the left. Bang. Q; Which one of the runway models do ou like, and what do you want to do to her? A: I'm going to get hate mail today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Which one of the runway models do ou like, and what do you want to do to her? A: I'm going to get hate mail today. Q) So, did you have a good day at the office, Dear? A) He said something about a "Battle Cry" and then he wet himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) He said something about a "Battle Cry" and then he wet himself. Q: That fellow Tycho over there ... what happened to him? A: Their home stadium was called Breaking Wind Tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That fellow Tycho over there ... what happened to him? A: Their home stadium was called Breaking Wind Tunnel. Q) So went to PU, home of the mighty fighting DungBeetles. How was that? A) Beer, Bread, and Mushrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted October 29, 2005 Report Share Posted October 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Beer' date=' Bread, and Mushrooms.[/quote'] Q: During the '70's, there were a number of "power trios" that went by the last names of their three members. Which such band should have chosen a different name? A: That's no moon, it's a motorcycle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's no moon' date=' it's a motorcycle![/quote']Q. The full moon sure is beautiful tonight! I love that strange trick of the light that makes it seem to be getting closer to us... and closer... and closer... Hey, do you hear something? Like the world's biggest hornet-nest? A. Just give me what I know is mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The full moon sure is beautiful tonight! I love that strange trick of the light that makes it seem to be getting closer to us... and closer... and closer... Hey, do you hear something? Like the world's biggest hornet-nest? A. Just give me what I know is mine. Q: Do you really want what's coming to you? A: He looked like 5 miles of Lime Jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you really want what's coming to you? A: He looked like 5 miles of Lime Jello. Q) I hear the incredible Hulk made a pass at your sister. How did that work out? A) Reinbach Shtoltheim the III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) I hear the incredible Hulk made a pass at your sister. How did that work out? A) Reinbach Shtoltheim the III. Q: What did you want to name your son that got your wife mad at you? A: I said, try the left one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2005 Report Share Posted November 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you want to name your son that got your wife mad at you? A: I said, try the left one. Q. Are you sure that girl digs me 'cos when I grabbed her right boob like you said I should, she slapped me so hard I can hardly hear what anyone says now. What was that again ? A. What I find fantastic is that you should think there is anything other than a scientific explanation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you sure that girl digs me 'cos when I grabbed her right boob like you said I should, she slapped me so hard I can hardly hear what anyone says now. What was that again ? A. What I find fantastic is that you should think there is anything other than a scientific explanation. Q) Ug ugada nuk togoto? A) Bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Ug ugada nuk togoto? A) Bless you. Q: Hey, Uhh, Mr. Pope-dude; Could you, like, do something to improve my luck? A: Valley talk. NOt just a good idea, It's the law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Valley talk. NOt just a good idea' date=' It's the law.[/quote']Q. Look, Sprout, why didn't you mention this before? And why the hell will the Giant squash me if I don't say 'Hohoho' every thirty seconds? A. Well I thought you could, you know I thought you could, and I thought I could, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well I thought you could' date=' you know I thought you could, and I thought I could, too.[/quote'] Q: Could we run through that one more time? A: Pan-fried hotdogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pan-fried hotdogs.Q. Wow, thanks for inviting me over for dinner... I can't tell you how sexy I find a man who can cook! So, what are we having? A. You can never go back to the scene of a perfect crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Wow, thanks for inviting me over for dinner... I can't tell you how sexy I find a man who can cook! So, what are we having? A. You can never go back to the scene of a perfect crime. Q) So, did you go to your high school reunion this year? A) Smashmouth, now with vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Smashmouth' date=' now with vinegar.[/quote']Q. Q. So you want to know why Listerine consistently outsells your company's mouthwash? Well, for starters, what's your product's name and slogan? A. No help from my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Q. So you want to know why Listerine consistently outsells your company's mouthwash? Well, for starters, what's your product's name and slogan? A. No help from my friends. Q) So did you get by? A) Rasberry Enema. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 3, 2005 Report Share Posted November 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So did you get by? A) Rasberry Enema. Q: Why is the back of your pants all sticky? A: SETI says it's true Basil 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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