Michael Hopcroft Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Forgot about the place that you can't leave, this place never lets you enter. Q: Describe the fatal flaw that keeps most people from going to The Tomb of Horrors. A: The Man who Cannot Die would like a ord with you, Ms. Quinn/. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 On 8/21/2021 at 9:21 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Describe the fatal flaw that keeps most people from going to The Tomb of Horrors. A: The Man who Cannot Die would like a ord with you, Ms. Quinn/. Q: Did he just discuss the possibility of an unending Herogames session? A: This is a new Manhattan Project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2021 Report Share Posted August 23, 2021 38 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: This is a new Manhattan Project. Q: Still hoping to destroy New York City, Dr. Zerstoren? A: It sounds better than "the Oskaloosa Project". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 On 8/23/2021 at 9:23 AM, Cancer said: A: It sounds better than "the Oskaloosa Project". Q: Will Sufferage on the Prarie be a good title for a historical Western? A: Follow the purple spotted tarmac road! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 23 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Follow the purple spotted tarmac road! Q: Is it okay to drive whilst stoned? A: Nobody, never, nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is it okay to drive whilst stoned? A: Nobody, never, nowhere. Q: What is the answer to my question about who will play in my Pathfinder game? A: There is a Eternity, party of infinity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 26, 2021 Report Share Posted August 26, 2021 43 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: There is a Eternity, party of infinity. Q: What is a sign your wait staff is going to have a very bad day. A: And this is what you get when you cast Create Infinite Pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 On 8/26/2021 at 9:09 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What is a sign your wait staff is going to have a very bad day. A: And this is what you get when you cast Create Infinite Pizza. Q: What made you open this crazy pizza parlor? A: This maze is judged to be impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 29, 2021 Report Share Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: This maze is judged to be impossible. Q: Wait, you placed a tesseract inside a Klein bottle inside a quantum singularity? A: That's an awful lot of blame to hang on poor Coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 7, 2021 Report Share Posted September 7, 2021 On 8/29/2021 at 9:47 AM, Pariah said: Q: Wait, you placed a tesseract inside a Klein bottle inside a quantum singularity? A: That's an awful lot of blame to hang on poor Coincidence. Q: Why are you attempting to say that Thanos was the ultimate villain of the story? A: We are discussing someone who makes Thanos look peaceful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 23 hours ago, Asperion said: A: We are discussing someone who makes Thanos look peaceful. Q: Aw, isn't that the cutest little chihuhua you've ever seen ien your life? A: Beware of Doug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 15, 2021 Report Share Posted September 15, 2021 On 9/8/2021 at 8:23 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Aw, isn't that the cutest little chihuhua you've ever seen ien your life? A: Beware of Doug. Q: Did you have some mistakes here - shouldn't that be either dog or god? A: Enter and face the wrath of Suzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Enter and face the wrath of Suzy. Q: Is your sister still mad that I stood her up last night? A: Must be the wind, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 53 minutes ago, Pariah said: Q: Is your sister still mad that I stood her up last night? A: Must be the wind, I guess. Q. Did you have to have an extra serving of the refried beans?? A. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, unclevlad said: A. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. Q: Why did you invite me over if you know I'm a Pelicans fan? A: You may have the power to have me fired, but I have the power to have you whacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 8 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why did you invite me over if you know I'm a Pelicans fan? A: You may have the power to have me fired, but I have the power to have you whacked. Q: What are you doing here with those boxing gloves? A: We now have the ultimate answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 32 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: We now have the ultimate answer. Q: Is it possible for a complete schmuck to be the leader of the free world? A: Struck in the back by lightning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is it possible for a complete schmuck to be the leader of the free world? A: Struck in the back by lightning. Q: Why would you call Zeus a backstabber? A: Gee, if you'd just asked for a penny or a nickel, I would've been glad to help you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, tkdguy said: A: Gee, if you'd just asked for a penny or a nickel, I would've been glad to help you. Q: Hey buddy, can you spare 50,000 quatloos? A: When you said the new boss was a bonehead, I didn't think you meant it literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 16, 2021 Report Share Posted September 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Pariah said: A: When you said the new boss was a bonehead, I didn't think you meant it literally. Q: Hear about my new gig? I get to be Death's Booking Agent! A:And I mean this in the nicest way -- oh, who am I kidding? I'm becoming a Jackass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 34 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A:And I mean this in the nicest way -- oh, who am I kidding? I'm becoming a Jackass! Q: What do you think of my equine role-playing game, Ponies and Paddocks? A: Run. Run like hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Run. Run like hell. Q: What does 40m of Flight: Must Touch Surface really allow me to do? A: So that's what the Ouija board meant when it told me to avoid this kitten before it devoured my Sole.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 12 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What does 40m of Flight: Must Touch Surface really allow me to do? A: So that's what the Ouija board meant when it told me to avoid this kitten before it devoured my Sole.. Q: Why did it just say that the Flurken would travel though? A: This isn't the place that we expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Asperion said: A: This isn't the place that we expected. Q: "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Unless you're actually poor, or you have dark skin, in which case you can **** off. A: We'll fix it in the mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted September 17, 2021 Report Share Posted September 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." Unless you're actually poor, or you have dark skin, in which case you can **** off. A: We'll fix it in the mix. Q: Why is there gravel in this flour? A: You can't handle the truth!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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