death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will Worldmaker never say to Skaramine? Or vice versa? A: 137 Q. How many times will we have to burn Jackalope at the stake before he gets the message that this is a democracy and other people are entitled to views different to his ? A. Can't take my eyes off of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Can't take my eyes off of you Q: That's a great magic trick, removing your eyes like that. But do you really have to put superglue on them and throw them at me? A: Kinetic Apathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: That's a great magic trick, removing your eyes like that. But do you really have to put superglue on them and throw them at me? A: Kinetic Apathy Q. What is the medically recognised term for when bullets can't be bothered to travel full distance and just drop out of the barrel when a gun is fired ? A. You'd be like heaven to touch Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. You'd be like heaven to touch Q: Do you know any angel compliments? A: Why yes, yes he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you know any angel compliments? A: Why yes, yes he does. Q. Senator Kerry is it true that Dick Cheney likes to cavort around the White House naked while holding ceremonies to the Devil ? A. Oh, I want to hold you so much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh' date=' I want to hold you so much[/quote'] Q: So, what's the next lyric? A: I love you baby, and if it's quite alright I wanna hold you baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You don't think I'd let any mean old VP call my running mate "The Breck Girl", do you? A: Five liters of whale blubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Five liters of whale blubber. Q: What does any political speech remind you of? A: A board with a nail in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the result of Ted Kennedy's liposuction? Oops. A second too late, it seems. Hurm. Q: What did you bring to the gang war bake sale? A: Creamy creamy cheesy cheesy creamy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the result of Ted Kennedy's liposuction? Oops. A second too late, it seems. Hurm. Q: What did you bring to the gang war bake sale? A: Creamy creamy cheesy cheesy creamy. Q. How would you describe licking milk off Charlize Theron's back ? A. At long last love has arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. At long last love has arrived Q: What is the pairing of Senators Kerry and Edwards often reffered to? A: This was no motorboat accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This was no motorboat accident. Q: So, Detective Holmes, you've spent over an hour investigating the house, the surrounding desert land area and the tree fibers surrounding the body, what's your analysis of the crime? A: That's not the way I wanted it inserted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the pairing of Senators Kerry and Edwards often reffered to? A: This was no motorboat accident. Q. Other than the large tooth and the 'Bruce was here' graffiti this was obviously the work of a speedboat propellor yes ? A. And I thank God I'm alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not the way I wanted it inserted. Q: What comment is likely to get you a "So what?" from Mightybec? A: Dragons and fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not the way I wanted it inserted. Q: Dude, I shoving this tape up your butt, why won't it play? A. And I thank God I'm alive Q: We're reporting live at the accident: You just survived a 747 crashing into your neighborhood, you must feel lucky that only the cockpit smashed into your home while you were getting out of the tub. It was fortunate you had a towel, yes? A: Dragons and fish. Q: Name two things you'll see in a Chinese parade. A: Don't forget to answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, I shoving this tape up your butt, why won't it play? Q: We're reporting live at the accident: You just survived a 747 crashing into your neighborhood, you must feel lucky that only the cockpit smashed into your home while you were getting out of the tub. It was fortunate you had a towel, yes? Q: Name two things you'll see in a Chinese parade. A: Don't forget to answer! Q. So if the phone goes and it's like this seriel killer and they're in the house but on the other extension and if anyone picks up the phone they're going to die like whatever, and I'm supposed to just sit tight until someone comes ? A. Oh Pretty Baby ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Oh Pretty Baby ! Q: What would not be said if Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett remained married and had kids? A: One if by land, two if by sea, three if by air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What would not be said if Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett remained married and had kids? A: One if by land, two if by sea, three if by air. Q: So the British Royal Colonial Commandos are invading? How will I know what to prepare for? A: You can save 10 per sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can save 10 per sense. Q: Damn! I don't have enough points for this character. How many points can I get if I give him sensory handicaps? A: A she-devil in tight red leather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Damn! I don't have enough points for this character. How many points can I get if I give him sensory handicaps? A: A she-devil in tight red leather Q: What is your dream date? A: It doesn't go there. Try someplace else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It doesn't go there. Try someplace else. Q: Can I put this dynamite in the toaster? A: Pills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can I put this dynamite in the toaster? A: Pills. Q: How do you stay so mellow among all these flame wars? A: I know everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you stay so mellow among all these flame wars? A: I know everything. Q: Golly gee Encyclopedia Man how do you do it? A: I didn't know he could run that fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Golly gee Encyclopedia Man how do you do it? A: I didn't know he could run that fast! Q) why did you let Small Bladder Man get away? A) Thirty three cups of coffee. And a scone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) why did you let Small Bladder Man get away? A) Thirty three cups of coffee. And a scone. Q) Why are you bouncin' off the walls, Enforcer? A) Pencil shavings and astroturf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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