Kirby Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe. Q: If I were hanging by a thread off of a cliff, would you save me? A: Perhaps, if I get paid for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If I were hanging by a thread off of a cliff, would you save me? A: Perhaps, if I get paid for it. Q: I must find some way to dispose of Bazza and none be the wiser, can no one help me in removing the Aussie menace?? A: Building a better yesterday, tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Building a better yesterday' date=' tomorrow.[/quote'] Q: What is the unofficial motto of revisionist historians? A: Dead Man Walking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the unofficial motto of revisionist historians? A: Dead Man Walking Q: What's Rachel's pet name for Jackalope? A: Yeah, sure, but what about the oompa-loompas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Rachel's pet name for Jackalope? A: Yeah, sure, but what about the oompa-loompas? Q: So by dropping the chocolate bomb on the Wonka factory, we will destroy him and his candy! A: That is totally called for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is totally called for. Q: Did somebody order a pizza? A: Somebody let the cat out of the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did somebody order a pizza? A: Somebody let the cat out of the bag. Q: Dr. Schroedinger, why are you crying? A: The Purpleman group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Purpleman group Q: What do you call the Blueman Group when they are red in the face? A: We are the knights that go "Kick'em-in-the-knee!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call the Blueman Group when they are red in the face? A: We are the knights that go "Kick'em-in-the-knee!" Q: Man look at all the kobold's in armor. What do you call yourselves? A: My life as a teenage ogre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: My life as a teenage ogre. Q: What is the subtitle for the new Shrek prequel called? A: Pin the tall tale on the jackass penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the subtitle for the new Shrek prequel called? A: Pin the tall tale on the jackass penguin. Q: Holy Birthday party Batman what's that game called? A: Purple Pumpkin Eater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Holy Birthday party Batman what's that game called? A: Purple Pumpkin Eater Q: WHat did you call me??! A: Briandishing Kerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Holy Birthday party Batman what's that game called? A: Purple Pumpkin Eater q) So what is your archfoe's name Peter Peter? A) Abertaxzes, the devil prince of Income taxation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions q) So what is your archfoe's name Peter Peter? A) Abertaxzes, the devil prince of Income taxation. Q: So WOTC's Monster Manuals are scraping the bottom of the barrel, huh. What's the worst in their last one? A: Brandishing Kerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Brandishing Kerry Q: What's the newest slang for bragging about yourself? A: A sister for Sarah's mule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the newest slang for bragging about yourself? A: A sister for Sarah's mule. Q: Why did you want your mule to "ride" my horse? A: Bubba Ho-down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you want your mule to "ride" my horse? A: Bubba Ho-down Q: What movie wasn't quite up to the standard set by Bubba Ho-Tep? A: Dude, you are so screwed it isn't even funny. No, strike that, it is. Mah Ha Ha Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dude' date=' you are so screwed it isn't funny. No, strike that, it [i']is.[/i] Mah Ha Ha Ha! Q: Man, I just had the worst dream about aliens and probes. Who's that behind me? Hey, what's so funny? A: That's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man, I just had the worst dream about aliens and probes. Who's that behind me? Hey, what's so funny? A: That's just wrong. Q: Does 2+2 equal 5? A: Water, water, everywhere; It makes me want to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Water' date=' water, everywhere; It makes me want to pee.[/quote'] Q: Why do aquariums that sponsor grade-school field trips need more bathrooms? A: It was a scabbard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do aquariums that sponsor grade-school field trips need more bathrooms? A: It was a scabbard Q: So the victim wasn't stabbed by a sword? A: A jury of his peirs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So the victim wasn't stabbed by a sword? A: A jury of his peirs Q: So who convivted Capy. Knicklehead of pirating? A: He's got darts in his butcheeks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A jury of his peirs Q: Who makes fun of the first kid to go out on a spelling bee? A: I think you know the answer to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who makes fun of the first kid to go out on a spelling bee? A: I think you know the answer to that. Q. Why did you vote yourself a massive pay increase when you took over the government Evil Von D-Man ? A: He's got darts in his butcheeks! Q. Why isn't Dick Cheney sitting down after that meeting with the President in the grounds of the White House ? A. One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why did you vote yourself a massive pay increase when you took over the government Evil Von D-Man ? Q. Why isn't Dick Cheney sitting down after that meeting with the President in the grounds of the White House ? A. One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery Q) You can take my legs, but you'll never take my Freedom! A) Spandex Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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