death tribble Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) You can take my legs, but you'll never take my Freedom! A) Spandex Man! Q. Holy Fashion Designers Batman ! Who is that masked model here to save the fashion industry ? A. I don't know but Death Tribble is looking very smug about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't know but Death Tribble is looking very smug about it Q: Did you hear? Someone ELSE molested Mightybec's sheep! Who would do such a thing? A: You're very valuable to our organization. That's why we're not going to promote you or give you a bonus. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 6, 2004 Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're very valuable to our organization. That's why we're not going to promote you or give you a bonus. Doc Q: Boss, why am I being chained to my desk? A; Dodge, this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boss, why am I being chained to my desk? A; Dodge, this! Q) Wow, that was a big truck your threw at me. If I hadn't ducked...why did you throw a big truck at me? A) Norwegian Cheeses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Wow, that was a big truck your threw at me. If I hadn't ducked...why did you throw a big truck at me? A) Norwegian Cheeses! Q: So you don't have any colby, swiss, montery Jack, or cheddar in this cheese shop. Before I shoot you. what do you have? A: It's up to $52.00 an ounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you don't have any colby, swiss, montery Jack, or cheddar in this cheese shop. Before I shoot you. what do you have? A: It's up to $52.00 an ounce. Q: I hear that goblin butt hairs are the cure for cancer. How much can I sell some for? A: HOLY CRAP IT'S PINK1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear that goblin butt hairs are the cure for cancer. How much can I sell some for? A: HOLY CRAP IT'S PINK1 Q: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Its....What is it? A: A baby-faced Baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A baby-faced Baby. Q: What do doll-faced Dolls start out as? A: In the end, it was just Tim, me, and a pack of hungry ravens defending the castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the end, it was just Tim, me, and a pack of hungry ravens defending the castle. Q: So how was your weekend? A: I know it is a cell phone but it's pink!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I know it is a cell phone but it's pink!! Q: If you saw the red blood cell talking, why are you upset? Don't you know it was talking on the phone? What's the big deal? A: I'm late for work, wearing mismatched socks, my shoes are too tight, my clothes are dirty, I wet my pants, received a speeding ticket, stepped in dog doo, left my lunch at home, and get dropped a bomb by the boss saying he needs this 100-page report proofread and overnighted today, because he forgot to mention it early and I have chest pains. That's what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm late for work' date=' wearing mismatched socks, my shoes are too tight, my clothes are dirty, I wet my pants, received a speeding ticket, stepped in dog doo, left my lunch at home, and get dropped a bomb by the boss saying he needs this 100-page report proofread and overnighted today, because he forgot to mention it early and I have chest pains. That's what![/quote'] Q: Hey, why the sour look? A: A shotgun, three cans of oil and a rutabaga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A shotgun' date=' three cans of oil and a rutabaga.[/quote'] Q: What does a redneck need for a good time? A: A pen, a die, a cite us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does a redneck need for a good time? A: A pen, a die, a cite us. Q) Okay, in your worst accent, tell me what's wrong with you? A) Frog Snow Shoes. Get them quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Okay, in your worst accent, tell me what's wrong with you? A) Frog Snow Shoes. Get them quick. Q: WHat do frogs need to get around in the winter? A: We've been thru that already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat do frogs need to get around in the winter? A: We've been thru that already. Q: Ok so we are going to sneak in and give Dr. Destroyer a wedgie. How are we going to get out alive to tell about it? A:Like wow man totally psychaedelic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:Like wow man totally psychaedelic Q: Surfer Bob, are these drugs? A: Knot only that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Surfer Bob, are these drugs? A: Knot only that. Q: So you only want these two ropes tied together, and not those others? A: If I've told you once, I've told you at least 2 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I've told you once' date=' I've told you at least 2 times.[/quote'] Q: What is my name? A: Now that's a spaghetti western. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is my name? A: Now that's a spaghetti western. Q: Did those two cowboys throw meatballs at one another? A: A horse, a bee and a bicycle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A horse' date=' a bee and a bicycle[/quote'] Q: Name three things that can hurt you if you ride them wrong. A: A hook, a letter, and a brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Name three things that can hurt you if you ride them wrong. A: A hook, a letter, and a brother. Q. Name three things that cab make you cry buckets when you see them ? A. Kirby's collection of Famous President's vomit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Kirby's collection of Famous President's vomit Q: Which NGD exhibit is even less popular than Mightybec's "experienced' sheep? A: If smirks could kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If smirks could kill. Q: Kirby, are you smirking at Klytus? A: This is a prime example why Klingons raze planets infested with tribbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Kirby, are you smirking at Klytus? A: This is a prime example why Klingons raze planets infested with tribbles. (if you are going to give me an iopening like that) Q. Can you believe all those Playmates frolicing in Death Tribble's fur ? A. You're just too good to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. You're just too good to be true. Q: What will Worldmaker never say to Skaramine? Or vice versa? A: 137 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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