Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' it's a catchier name than Obesity-R-Us.[/quote'] Q: Welcome to Fatty's House of Plumpness! Can we help you? A: Sure! TAKE all the umbrage! Don't leave ANY for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure! TAKE all the umbrage! Don't leave ANY for us! Q: Do you even know what "to take umbrage" means? A: Like a lobster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a lobster. Q - You don't like steak, you don't like chicken, and you don't like pork. What do you like? A - Not really what I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - You don't like steak, you don't like chicken, and you don't like pork. What do you like? A - Not really what I had in mind. Q: "Look, honey, I brought you the moon! The real moon!" A: "Now put that back! You know where it's been!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: "Now put that back! You know where it's been!" Q: I just got back from the chimpanzee exhibit! Fancy a banana? A: It's enough to make Kings and Vagabonds believe the very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's enough to make Kings and Vagabonds believe the very best. Q: What is this special ability that the Pope has? A: He's from the North. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's from the North. Q: What can you tell me about Santa Claus? A: Factually accurate, but still pretty useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Factually accurate' date=' but still pretty useless.[/quote'] Q: The millionth digit of pi is 1, right? A: It'd be more valuable to know the intervening ones also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It'd be more valuable to know the intervening ones also. Q: I know all the people who don't care about our coup! That's great, right? A; In case of fire, RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A; In case of fire, RUN! Q: So what are teh safety rules used here at the dynamite factory? A: That'll leave a mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what are teh safety rules used here at the dynamite factory? A: That'll leave a mark. Q: I'm going to clone Miles! A: We'll have to factor in the dynamite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We'll have to factor in the dynamite. Q: We have to fix the budget for the next set of Looney Tunes? How can we do that? A: It's about time something was done about the mutant gerbils from space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We have to fix the budget for the next set of Looney Tunes? How can we do that? A: It's about time something was done about the mutant gerbils from space! Q: "Immigration Queue for Mutant Gerbils From Space?" A: Alien Space Bats are definitely responsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Alien Space Bats are definitely responsible. Q: Why did that home run go to the moon -- literally? A: I wouldn't push the violet button if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wouldn't push the violet button if I were you. Q: This is a special rainbow designed ship. Is this violet button the start button? A: When down is up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: When down is up. Q: What's your first clue that this was the wrong elevator? A: And one more leading nowhere, just for show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And one more leading nowhere, just for show. Q: So how would you describe Obama's Presidency? A: The time has come to say "hey! hey!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come to say "hey! hey!". Q: You invited Fat Albert to the picnic? A: And if I hit a key wrong, it gives me an electric shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: And if I hit a key wrong' date=' it gives me an electric shock.[/quote'] Q: How did you learn to play the piano so well in just one day? A: The military is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The military is. Q - Wow, there's a huge, smoking crater where that tribal warlord's base camp used to be. Frankly, it looks a lot better. Who's responsible for the redecoration? A - That's the price of failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's the price of failure. Q: Why is Obama wearing that jester's outfit? A: Lots and lots of salve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lots and lots of salve. Q: What do to we need to heal the dragon's chest wounds? A: A 30-second eviction notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: A 30-second eviction notice. Q: What did Steve Long give CLOWN? A: I imagine you expect me to say something funny right abouit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 27, 2010 Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I imagine you expect me to say something funny right about now. Q - You are charged with one count of reckless driving, one count of driving under the influence, one count of public intoxication, and one count of lewd behavior. How do you plead, Mr. White?* A - Sure, I'd hit that. With a nine iron. - *Mr. White being Ron White of 'Drunk in Public' fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Sure' date=' I'd hit that. With a nine iron.[/quote'] Q: So, Mr. Woods... would you still do your ex-wife? A: Not even God can do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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