Klytus Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: For that' date=' you will die. Messily and malodorously.[/quote'] Q: I invited Foxbat to come stay with us for a week. Is that OK? A: That all depends on what you mean by "forever". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That all depends on what you mean by "forever". Q: Will you be playing chess forever? A: I've had it up to here with finishing second! From now on, I'll shoot for third! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've had it up to here with finishing second! From now on' date=' I'll shoot for third![/quote'] Q: So the prize for first place is cash, second place is food, and third place is sex? A: Shoot the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shoot the moon. Q: I've just built a raygun powerful enough to destroy large asteroids that threaten Earth. How should I test it? A: Candy from strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Candy from strangers. Q: Mommy, why is Rover so sick? A: I'll dance with you till the cows come home, but I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll dance with you till the cows come home' date=' but I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.[/quote'] Q: What makes you one of Cows of the World, Unite!'s biggest fans? A: It's a cock-and-bull story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a cock-and-bull story. Q: Why don't you want to see The Musicians of Bremen? A: I haven't had so much fun since the day my brother's dog got run over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I haven't had so much fun since the day my brother's dog got run over. Q: Hey, how do like that book, A Giant Collection of Mommy, Mommy Jokes? A: Plastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Plastics. Q: You think you want it to go away, yet you can't really live without it. What was that again? A: I'm not trying to seduce you -- at least not particularly hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not trying to seduce you -- at least not particularly hard. Q: You know that dryer has my stuff in it, right? Here in the laundromat, getting into someone pants has a somewhat different meaning. A: There is an "R" in the word "shirt", I'll remind you for the final time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2011 Report Share Posted May 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is an "R" in the word "shirt"' date=' I'll remind you for the final time.[/quote'] Q: Why are you looking at me like that? Do I smell funny or something? A: I told you it was a bad idea to throw the cat into the experimental nuclear reactor. Now look what you've done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you it was a bad idea to throw the cat into the experimental nuclear reactor. Now look what you've done! Q - Why is there an enormous pile of glowing green cat excrement outside our lab? A - Just take one step at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Just take one step at a time. Q: Does being on the Moon change the way you have to walk? A: I admit, this is not something sheep are usually capable of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I admit' date=' this is not something sheep are usually capable of.[/quote'] Q: He was burned to death with a laser beam. Now do you understand why I think the sheep didn't kill him? A: Not even Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not even Harold. Q: Nobody wants to be King of the Anglo-Saxons? Nobody? A: There are times when going out to play golf is an appropriate response to stress. This isn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 7, 2011 Report Share Posted May 7, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Nobody wants to be King of the Anglo-Saxons? Nobody? A: There are times when going out to play golf is an appropriate response to stress. This isn't one of them. Q: He went to play 18 rounds after coming in at double Par? A: Maybe he's committed...Maybe it's insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2011 Report Share Posted May 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maybe he's committed...Maybe it's insanity. Q: You men he can launch satellites with his brain? IS he really going through with it? A: You aren't in trouble for now. Skateboarding is not a crime -- YET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You aren't in trouble for now. Skateboarding is not a crime -- YET. Q: What is the problem officer? I was only passing through this flooded zone? A: Girls Gone Mild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Girls Gone Mild. Q: Welcome to the Cancun Tea Room. Care for some Earl Grey? A: When I said I wanted to "roll old school", that was not what I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you want a pinner or a bomber? A: It's in my brain and I can't get it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's in my brain and I can't get it out. Q: What's wrong with your frontal lobes? A: Most people do not consider that to be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Most people do not consider that to be a problem. Q: My spouse is so attentive it's driving me nuts! Can you help me? A: IF you have to ask how much it costs to go to the moon, you can't afford it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: IF you have to ask how much it costs to go to the moon' date=' you can't afford it.[/quote'] Q: How did the last director of NASA try to pitch his budget to Congress? A: Pretty much the exact opposite of subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Pretty much the exact opposite of subtle. Q - What can you tell me about Foxbat's most recent Master PlanTM? A - I wouldn't do that if I were you. Actually, I wouldn't do that if I were anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I wouldn't do that if I were you. Actually' date=' I wouldn't do that if I were [i']anyone[/i]. Q: Are you actually going to test that Insanity Potion? A. Well, technically, it still is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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