Pariah Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And why the sea is boiling hot' date=' and whether pigs have wings.[/quote'] Q - What did we talk about today in "Philosophy of the Apocalypse"? A - I've got a Russian girl who can have that thing bikini-ready in 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 28, 2011 Report Share Posted May 28, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I've got a Russian girl who can have that thing bikini-ready in 20 minutes. Q: How can we get the film of Stanisław Lem's Cthulhu on the Beach made? A: OF course the bill will go through. We have the best Committee Chairman money can buy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: OF course the bill will go through. We have the best Committee Chairman money can buy! Q: Are you sure we can not only gut Medicare and Social Security, but increase the Pentagon's budget by 300%? A: How very depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: How very depressing. Q: Are you telling me that Obama will win in 2012? A: Liquid stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Liquid stones Q: I know it's only rock and roll, but I'll have it on the rocks. A: Just as every cop's a criminal, and all the sinners saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just as every cop's a criminal' date=' and all the sinners saints.[/quote'] Q: How can you not believe in a noble politician? A: It was pretty fair.. except for the parts that weren't... which was all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was pretty fair.. except for the parts that weren't... which was all of it. Q - How was your day in court, Mr. Kangaroo? A - Regardless of what I do, it just won't go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Regardless of what I do' date=' it just won't go away.[/quote'] Q: Have you tried Foxbat™ repellant? A: Try it in English, this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try it in English' date=' this time.[/quote'] Q: Diese sind die Zeiten, die Mensseelen versuchen. Der Sommersoldat und der Sonnenscheinpatriot werden, in dieser Krise, Psychiater vom Service ihres Landes; aber er dieser steht es jetzt, verdient die Liebe und den Dank des Mannes und der Frau. A: I understand that you are reluctant, but get into the duck suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I understand that you are reluctant' date=' but get into the duck suit.[/quote'] Q: Can I go the record as saying that I think this is the dumbest plan you've ever had? A: About 12" of hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: About 12" of hair. Q: What is the strangest way of getting thickness that we have? A: If morning has broken, I'm not cleaning it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If morning has broken' date=' I'm not cleaning it up.[/quote'] Q: Why can't we get Blackbird to shut up? A: You used to be so amused at Napoleon in Rags and the language that he used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTemplar Posted May 31, 2011 Report Share Posted May 31, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: You used to be so amused at Napoleon in Rags and the language that he used. Q: Who does he think he is, with all his Campbell's Soup and that constant Tagalog? A: He only takes tips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 1, 2011 Report Share Posted June 1, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He only takes tips. Q: Doesn't Mr. Jones want my investment advice? A: I got a haircut and a real job, just like Dad told me, and now I regret it with every fiber of my being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doesn't Mr. Jones want my investment advice? A: I got a haircut and a real job, just like Dad told me, and now I regret it with every fiber of my being. Q: Your former band made platinum? A: I'm not telepathic and neither are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not telepathic and neither are you. Q: Did you know that I knew that you knew that I knew? A: Missed it by that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Missed it by that much. Q - What does an astronomer say when an asteroid passes within 100,000 km of the earth? A - I don't care how much tea there actually is in China. You still can't have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - I don't care how much tea there actually is in China. You still can't have it. Q: But Daddy I wanna buy the Earth. A: A Feeble Weeble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Feeble Weeble Q: Who just fell down? A: Space is really big, until you come to a gorilla throwing barrels at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Space is really big' date=' until you come to a gorilla throwing barrels at you.[/quote'] Q: When do I take a left? A: It's like something very very clean... only it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When do I take a left? A: It's like something very very clean... only it isn't. Q: What do you think of the home decorating Mudmen Inc. did for me? A: Not quite the right people for the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2011 Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not quite the right people for the job. Q: Let DWARFCO handle your marketing service needs! Bashful as our cold-call specialist! Grumpy as customer service rep! Sleepy in charge of security! Happy is our Quality Assurance tester! Clean-room facility manager is Sneezy! Doc's our CIO, and Dopey is our Chairman of the Board! A: All things considered ... tell me a little more about the poison apple option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All things considered ... tell me a little more about the poison apple option. Q: Your other choice, Ms. White, is to spend the rest of your life doing all the cooking and cleaning for seven short bachelors! Plus, are you even considering what the seven of them might want from you when they start to feel lonely? A: She chose... wisely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: She chose... wisely. Q: All I know is she took one long look at Hollywood, got back on the bus and went back home. A: There is no answer. Only more questions. And a killing to be made in selling clues to rubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: All I know is she took one long look at Hollywood, got back on the bus and went back home. A: There is no answer. Only more questions. And a killing to be made in selling clues to rubes. Q: You're making a "Pyramid Scheme"? How does that work? A: The funny thing is, he *is* an economics major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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