Darbor Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Did I say driving? I meant crashing! Q: This new Microsoft car is great if you're really into driving? A: You don't understand, we are trying to crush this patent in order to encourage innovation by true inventors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: This new Microsoft car is great if you're really into driving? A: You don't understand, we are trying to crush this patent in order to encourage innovation by true inventors. Q: Why are you trying to destroy my patent for the creation of H2O? A: Sorry, all I have is a teaspoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sorry' date=' all I have is a teaspoon.[/quote'] Q: Time to move 12 tons of dirt. Did you bring the steam shovel? A: Call me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Call me. Q: I am about to go off into parts unknown to mortal humans. Is there anything else that you would like to tell me? A: Whoa! It's like deja vu all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whoa! It's like deja vu all over again. Q: Isn't this the second time we've been here for the first time? A: No... that's exactly what this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: No... that's exactly what this is. Q - Okay, so I released that experimental sample of Ice-9 into the Pacific. What's the big deal? It's not like it's the end of the world.... A - Your hemlock, madam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Your hemlock' date=' madam.[/quote'] Q: I'll buy you the Socrates special, dear. I hear it's delicious. Is that the waiter now? A: If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee, then it avoids an awful lot of mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee' date=' then it avoids an awful lot of mess.[/quote'] Q: What is the worst advice you've ever heard about slipping someone a laxative? A: The sad part is that he did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sad part is that he did it. Q: Did Gonzo really say that he would eat a tire to the strains of "Flight of the Bumblebee?" A: I've seen enough. Let's leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen enough. Let's leave. Q: This is an exciting movie. It has explosions, drama, plot hooks, reversals, and romance - wait where are you going? A: Oh, no, I just had ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' no, I just had ice cream.[/quote'] Q: Matter-Eater Lad! The Universe will be destroyed if you don't eat the Infinity Machine! Can you do it? A: One would think the greatest, most extravagant party in the world would be more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: One would think the greatest' date=' most extravagant party in the world would be more fun.[/quote'] Q - Your retirement party at Milliways wasn't everything you expected, I take it? A - He had picked 'em off like a bird on a wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - He had picked 'em off like a bird on a wire. Q: What happened to the falcons on the wire? A: Red in the Morning, sailors take warning. Red still at night, better get those sailors some eye drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Red in the Morning' date=' sailors take warning. Red still at night, better get those sailors some eye drops.[/quote'] Q: What's the problem with having Helga the Red's Burlesque Review for a multi-day engagement at the Chiefs' Club at the Navy base? A: The March to the Eternal City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The March to the Eternal City. Q: What is the necessary first step to sacking Rome. A: No amount of superpowers will get us out of this mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the necessary first step to sacking Rome. A: No amount of superpowers will get us out of this mess. Q: What's the worst part of Civil War? A: The Atomic Smear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Atomic Smear. Q - The Atom, Captain Atom, and Atom Smasher have all started campaigns to discredit each other? What are the press calling them? A - Synchronized syncopated snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Synchronized syncopated snoring. Q: What kept you awake in the barracks last night? A: Treachery and toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Treachery and toast. Q - Name two things you can expect every day before 9:00 a.m. if you're high up the corporate ladder. A - Something told me she'd done both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Something told me she'd done both. Q: What'd you say when she told you she's a fan of the Minnesota Golden Gophers and the Port Adelaide Magpies? A: I can see purple, or blue, or even black. But green is so perverted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I can see purple' date=' or blue, or even black. But green is [i']so perverted[/i]. Q: What color underwear should I get, honey? A: One is a genius, the other's insane. But it's hard to tell which is which. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: One is a genius' date=' the other's insane. But it's hard to tell which is which.[/quote'] Q: We have our choice between Lex Luthor and the Joker. Who shall we choose? A: Well, aside from the huge explosion that wiped out half the planet and an IHOP, things went pretty smoothly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We have our choice between Lex Luthor and the Joker. Who shall we choose? A: Well, aside from the huge explosion that wiped out half the planet and an IHOP, things went pretty smoothly. Q: How's your experiment on quantum destabilization? A: He hates pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: He hates pancakes. Q: Why is the Hulk on a campaign to destroy every Denny's in the country? A: Well the schnitzel was awful and the beer was flat, but the wurst is yet to come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is the Hulk on a campaign to destroy every Denny's in the country? A: Well the schnitzel was awful and the beer was flat, but the wurst is yet to come! Q: How bad was Oktoberfuss last year? A: Medical malpratice assurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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