Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Medical malpratice assurance. Q: What do you call it when Frank Burns is your surgeon? A: All told, he would have been better off signing up as a pastry chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: All told' date=' he would have been better off signing up as a pastry chef.[/quote'] Q - How could Adolf Hitler have avoided making one of the Classic Blunders? A - Whores and fours and one-eyed bores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Whores and fours and one-eyed bores. Q: What was the Romans greatest contribution to society? A: It was a, uh, typhoon, yeah, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a' date=' uh, typhoon, yeah, that's it.[/quote'] Q: Tomo Takino! How did your room get messed up like this? A: Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to death we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's off to death we go! Q: Dwarven Kamikaze Squad, attack! A: If violence wasn't your last resort, you didn't resort to enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If violence wasn't your last resort' date=' you didn't resort to enough.[/quote'] Q - I realize that blowing up Girl Scout HQ is going to lead to some bad publicity, but I couldn't see any better way to deal with the problem of obesity in America, what with their cookies and all. A - That's how you show her you need her. Don't treat her like a mind reader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's how you show her you need her. Don't treat her like a mind reader. Q: How is your relationship with Jean Grey going? A: I have a runny cheese and I'm NOT afraid to use it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a runny cheese and I'm NOT afraid to use it ! Q - That is the messiest quesadilla I have ever seen. A - Just like Star Trek: Voyager, but without the talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Just like Star Trek: Voyager' date=' but without the talent.[/quote'] Q: How's that new video, Star Trek: Voyeur? A: If I wanted Tonto, I would have asked for Tonto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: If I wanted Tonto' date=' I would have asked for Tonto![/quote'] Q: This pizza yours, ke-mo sah-bee? A: This Pie is not what I asked for. For one thing, it's the wrong color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This Pie is not what I asked for. For one thing' date=' it's the wrong color.[/quote'] Q: Are you sure that you did not want a green blueberry pie? A: What you don't see looks better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you don't see looks better. Q - What's the first governing concept of burqa design? A - Thirty-seven and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Thirty-seven and a half. Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pp custom-made for King Kong? A: The appropriate application of atomic devices should solve this problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The appropriate application of atomic devices should solve this problem. Q: The house is infested with cockroaches! A: And one moving violation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: And one moving violation. Q - They convicted you of blowing up an inhabited star system?! A - That is NOT natural, I'll tell you that right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - That is NOT natural' date=' I'll tell you that right now.[/quote'] Q: High fructose corn syrup in my Wheaties? How dare they? A: This cereal has zero nutritional value, so the kids will love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: This cereal has zero nutritional value' date=' so the kids will love it.[/quote'] Q - Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, anyone? A - Another nervous alibi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, anyone? A - Another nervous alibi. Q: "Look, you know this guy did it. I know this guy did it. But I'm just a bunch of words and I gotta make ends meet, so for forty-two assorted nouns and verbs, I'm saying he didn't do it." A: It's almost like a Weird Al song set to the tune of Tricky Fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's almost like a Weird Al song set to the tune of Tricky Fingers. Q: Is that a stupid surgeon with a finger pad? A: I'll never trust a magic 8-ball agian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll never trust a magic 8-ball agian. Q: Now that we've been captured by the Dark One, I have to ask: who told you it was a good idea to charge the infinite number of orcs waving just a dagger? A: It's a Man's Life in the new Green Lantern Corps! Unless, of course, you're a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a Man's Life in the new Green Lantern Corps! Unless' date=' of course, you're a woman.[/quote'] Q - Katma Tui would like a word with you about that new Green Lantern oath you're contemplating. A - Start 'em when they're young with Fish and War and Crazy Eights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Start 'em when they're young with Fish and War and Crazy Eights. Q; How do online poker sites seek new players in the grade schools? A: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the lightsaber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good' date=' bad, I'm the guy with the lightsaber.[/quote'] Q - Is it just me, or does the newest Jedi master look like Bruce Campbell? A - If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - If it ain't broke' date=' you're not trying hard enough.[/quote'] Q: Want some more stuff from the dragon's hoard? There's plenty! A: Finally! Someone who understands the value of wood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Finally! Someone who understands the value of wood! Q: Anyone have wood for sheep? A: GOOOAAALLL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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