Pariah Posted April 26, 2022 Report Share Posted April 26, 2022 "Yeah, that one gets the penguin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 "I should probably care more, but right now I'm too exhausted to climb that hill, never mind die on it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted April 29, 2022 Report Share Posted April 29, 2022 "Wait until the chickens kick in." (playing "Superstar" for a new co-worker) Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 "Hello. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 On 4/29/2022 at 10:30 AM, Ternaugh said: "Wait until the chickens kick in." (playing "Superstar" for a new co-worker) I want BADLY to blame you for this, but even after I read the title I sat through two commercials for it to begin and then listened to it all transfixed like a man watching an 18 wheeler filled with toxic waste crash out of control into a day-care center on “Bring your puppy to school day.” Regardless of who’s ultimately to blame I will have my revenge upon you. Like Dr. Doom blaming Reed Richards my vengeance requires no internal logic to come to its fruition. Someday you will waken from your slumber to find the left half of your mustache GONE!! You yourself will then torture yourself with the moral decision of whether to leave things as they are for the months required to regrow the missing section or to take razor in hand and shave the other half yourself. Sleep well.......Sleep lightly. Yours in Christ, Tjack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 9 hours ago, Tjack said: I want BADLY to blame you for this, but even after I read the title I sat through two commercials for it to begin and then listened to it all transfixed like a man watching an 18 wheeler filled with toxic waste crash out of control into a day-care center on “Bring your puppy to school day.” Regardless of who’s ultimately to blame I will have my revenge upon you. Like Dr. Doom blaming Reed Richards my vengeance requires no internal logic to come to its fruition. Someday you will waken from your slumber to find the left half of your mustache GONE!! You yourself will then torture yourself with the moral decision of whether to leave things as they are for the months required to regrow the missing section or to take razor in hand and shave the other half yourself. Sleep well.......Sleep lightly. Yours in Christ, Tjack. The last time that I shaved off the mustache and beard, a co-worker remarked, "It's the Gerber baby!" Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 14 minutes ago, Ternaugh said: The last time that I shaved off the mustache and beard, a co-worker remarked, "It's the Gerber baby!" Maybe if it’s only gone on one side you’ll look like the Gerber teen.......Or Two-Face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 32 minutes ago, Ternaugh said: The last time that I shaved off the mustache and beard, a co-worker remarked, "It's the Gerber baby!" I remember this story.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 19 minutes ago, Pariah said: I remember this story.... I've taken pictures to remind myself to never do it again. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2022 Report Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Ternaugh said: I've taken pictures to remind myself to never do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 From a Zoom meeting about writing a new standards document for next year's classes: Colleague: "I like it, but I wrote the damn thing." Me: "I like it for precisely the same reason." Tom Cowan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 Quote PET scans are interesting physics. If you have had one, you can say that yes, for a little while, you were giving off antimatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "Aaaah! I have chai tea in my buttcrack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 "I am familiar with the concept of enthusiasm; I just don't happen to possess it myself." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 "It was all recreational mathematics." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 Quote Maybe I'm just an a-----e because my vocabulary is too large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Love is nothing without action. Trust is nothing without proof. Sorry is nothing without change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 "No, I'm not going to feed you to the evil kitten." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 "Faith can move mountains, but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 27, 2022 Report Share Posted June 27, 2022 "Nobody goes to the dentist in D&D anyway." "I can pick out an apple in a potato salad. It's not a very marketable skill." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 28, 2022 Report Share Posted June 28, 2022 "Yikes." "What?" "I look like a homeless person." "Which is funny, because right now we have two homes." "That is funny, isn't it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 wife: "You know what's hard?" me (downstairs, out of line of sight): "What?" wife: "Drinking coffee in bed when there's a kitten under your chin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2022 Report Share Posted July 19, 2022 "You should never put down your enemies. That won't resolve the issue. It's better to lift them up high and then body slam them for maximum damage." ~Randy Savage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 In response to my son's near-constant stream of asking, "You know what?" I've begun answering, "Yeah, he's on second." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 "Cocaine disco ghosts need to be a thing." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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