Shadowsoul Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 Fantasy Hero allows you to play any kind of fantasy character you can think of. But players often go for established types, classes and professions. My question is. What would the different kinds of character wear on a t-shirt? Here are a couple of examples of what I mean. Necromancer - "I've got souls but I'm not a soldier." Paladin - "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do not smite it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. R Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Rogue - "If it isn't nailed down, it's mine. And I carry a crowbar." Warrior - "I deal in steel, up close and personal." Shaman - "The spirits are favourable to your petition." Scout/Ranger - "I heard you coming up the rise 10 minutes ago, and smelled your position from 200 meters." Oracle - "I knew you were going to say that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assault Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Necromancer - "I have the soul of a poet and the body of a teenager." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folded Posted October 19, 2011 Report Share Posted October 19, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Paladin "Lawful Good, not necessarily stupid." Barbarian "The person wearing this shirt cannot read. Plan your swindling accordingly." Ranger "Son of who?" Dwarf "Whores, ale, yadda yadda yadda" Thief "While you're reading this shirt, I'm stealing your money." Rogue "Not a thief. Really." Townsperson "Proud parent of a grave robber." Wizard "Will work for material components." Cavalier "My other mount is yo' mamma." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Engineer Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Barbarian: "I speak LOUD and carry a BIGGER stick!" Assassin: "Trust me! I got your back!" Thief: "If I had a nickel for every dime I've taken.... Oh wait. I do." Monk: "My Kung Fu is best." Archer: "Caution: I fire into melee." Necromancer: "Can't keep a good man down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Illusionist: "Nunc Id Vides, Nunc Ne Vides" Lucius Alexander The palindromedary translates - now you see it, now you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsoul Posted October 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Cat-Girl: "I'm a Thundercat's Ho!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kahuna's bro Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos wizard i have a few tricks up my sleves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Engineer Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Necromancer: "Liches ain't nuthin' but tricks and ghosts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Cleric: We have to heal you, we don't have to like you. Assassin: If you can read this, it's too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Dwarven shaman: Keeping the party in good spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Warlock: I sold my soul and all I got was this lousy t-shirt Warlord: Your other right flank! Wizard: Violators will be toad. Paladin: Smite makes right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manic Typist Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Nice one, Shadow Hawk. Also, the necromancer ones have been good too. Also dig the dwarven shaman line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Magic User: If thou canst read what is inscribed upon this garment, a wondrous career in Dweomercraft or the allied Arcane Arts may be thy happy fate Lucius Alexander My other tagline is also a palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Warrior: If you can read this, I ate your assassin for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Magic User: If you can read this, you should know I prepared explosive runes today. Fighter: I have a feat for that. Barbarian: Pillage first, then burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Paladin: What's my save again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Cleric: JESUS SAVES (and takes half damage) Lucius Alexander I should get a t shirt with a palindromedary on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folded Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Lucius Alexander I should get a t shirt with a palindromedary on it. Rex Harrison would sue you over infringement of his 'Push-me-pull-you' clothing line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Baloo Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Cleric: JESUS SAVES (and takes half damage) Lucius Alexander I should get a t shirt with a palindromedary on it. Reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw: Jesus Saves. He shoots! HE SCORES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankL Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Cleric: JESUS SAVES (and takes half damage) Lucius Alexander I should get a t shirt with a palindromedary on it. Overheard at the geek table in Heaven. "Jesus saves. All others take damage." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Wizard: Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Necromancer: "Crack Open a Cold One." "All your souls are belong to ME" "I can't remember if I always liked puppies and flowers, or if that was one of the souls I ate - but I like them now!" Undead: "Just because I'm cold to the touch doesn't mean I'm cold hearted" "I'm not undead. I'm just on a severe diet." "Tell the Hobbit's mount to stop gnawing on my leg!" "Even I fear trolls after they eat Chili!" La Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Barbarian(conan style)- *Flex flex* Carnage is best done shirtless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsoul Posted October 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2011 Re: Character Class Mottos Archer: 'Tremble before me! 'Cos I've got a full quiver behind me.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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