Cygnia Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Parking sign installer cited for violating sign he was installing tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Heard on it happened in Florida this morning that someone stole a toilet tank from a subway. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yep, Florida again... An alligator helped stop this car thief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 This one happened in Portland. "High elf" attacks woman's car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 This one happened in Portland. "High elf" attacks woman's car "Bass, who was cited for criminal mischief and transported to Providence Hospital, also told officers he had taken LSD." Yep, definitely a "high" elf... tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 That is exactly the reason why I always thought that Sauron was right. Them Elves! The only way to keep them halfway under control is by the benevolent leadership of a flaming eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 NSFW language Here's a Hilarious and Completely Vulgar Juvenile Defendant Explaining Why He Doesn't Want to Be In Court death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 NSFW language Here's a Hilarious and Completely Vulgar Juvenile Defendant Explaining Why He Doesn't Want to Be In Court Amazing. He's going to have a lot of fun in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Drunk guy arrested for ATM sex, sex with table death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Try not to get arrested wearing these T-shirts Old Man, tkdguy and death tribble 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Hey, I used to have a shirt that said "Support First Strike", with a missile stuck through an outline map of the Soviet Union right under that. Those were the days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 Thanks, Cygnia. I needed a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 26, 2014 Report Share Posted May 26, 2014 Driver who exposed himself was suffering after effects of ‘manzilian’ wax job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Man learns why getting drunk and shooting up a rodeo is a bad idea death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Man learns why getting drunk and shooting up a rodeo is a bad idea Why do we charge freaks like that with aggravated assault instead of attempted murder? Or maybe both... One count of attempted murder for each round he fired. And even that would be rewarding him for being an incompetent murderer. IMO JUSTICE would probably have been someone blowing his head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 http://bearingarms.com/thug-accidentally-offs-partner-gun-fires-pistol-whipping-victim/ another reason why pistol whipping someone is not a good idea... death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 http://bearingarms.com/another-detroit-home-invader-dies-but-the-homeowner-may-be-in-trouble/ Personally I would think the fact the thugs shot at him as they fled was all the defense he needed, but obviously some disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 I just finished reading other comment's by family's of criminals who got shot "on the job" complaining about the perp being shot (fatally or otherwise) while not even thinking of the wrongdoing that lead to the shooting (and sometimes killing) of their family member. The audacity and stupidity makes me want to ... (no I am not writing that). BTW, just for notice: Being German and Germany being country were it is very hard to own a gun leagally and were everybody is runnung his mouth against the US right to bear arms and being not liberal but on the FAR LEFT I just want to say that I find nothing bad about upstanding citizens having the right to defend themself. I have a problem with a certain "cult" about that right. I do think that the guy on the above website who carries a Carl Gustav anti-tank-weapon openly in a street in Kansas (most likely to comically "out-do" the Teaxans on their "Open Carry"-Day) went overboard. And I fully subscribe to the viewpoint of the bearingarms-guy that people who joke playfully around with live weapons should be punished severely (one of the first things they teach you at the Bundeswehr: Don't play with the gun. Don't even shoot at the sergeant - makes him sad and unwanted.). But if you are a upright, responsible citizen with no criminal record and you feel the need to be armed (and most people don't carry guns around to feel cool, they feel un-protected - which IS THE PROBLEM that needs to be addressed in the fisrt place), you should have the right to own and carry a gun. End of rant. No intention to hijack the thread. Just felt the need to make that statement. Really the end now. I swear. gewing and Lucius 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Man Busted for Restaurant Bathroom Camera Admits to Installing Several More Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Florida man offers to pay for sex with a salad Guy leads police on two-hour, low-speed chase in tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 15, 2014 Report Share Posted June 15, 2014 Was listening to a Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges was saying that "we don't need tougher sentences, we need more consistent sentences." he said, Murder is life without parole, but attempted murder is 6 years. "You still tried to kill the guy! We're giving you a benefit for being crap at your job!" gewing and Roter Baron 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 FLORIDA! Woman stuffed $84 of lobster down her pants and walked out of store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 FLORIDA! Woman stuffed $84 of lobster down her pants and walked out of store That's the town that I lived in for my elementary school years. Seems that not much changes. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 Suspect left ‘salesperson of the month’ award at robbery scene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Driver caught using a cellphone jammer in vehicle. Florida Man, (of course) 60, tired of people using cell phones while they drive bought a jammer and hid it in his vehicle. I'd almost be impressed and label him more hero than villain if it didn't also affect emergency response calls. People shouldn't die because you're annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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