Enforcer84 Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Another nude Florida guy attacks cops, this one with clock read that one wrong at first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Seriously what is it with bath salts and gouging eyes/eating faces? Why do you humans have to be like that? When this happened in an RPG, IIRC we severed all the guy's limbs with disintegrator pistols, and then used a front end loader to drop him into a dumpster for easier transport. The lack of disintegrator pistols in real life is a hindrance. L. Marcus and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 L. Marcus, Enforcer84, TrickstaPriest and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 The lack of disintegrator pistols in real life is a hindrance. Well get on it, scientist guy. While you're at it, I'd like a lightsaber too. Lightsabers are badass. Oh, and a point-of-view gun from HHGTTG. That would certainly be useful. And finally, one of these. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 And once again, the tagline doubles the awesomeness... Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Another nude Florida guy attacks cops, this one with clock They really should arm that cop with more than a clock. It's embarrassing, and hard to holster. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Mailman attacked, bitten three times on the leg — by angry man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Boy, 10, crashes car, explains he is actually a dwarf who forgot his license bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Mailman attacked, bitten three times on the leg — by angry man Postal workers get no respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Chainsaw-wielding guy with flower pot on head robs convenience store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted February 13, 2014 Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 Mailman attacked, bitten three times on the leg — by angry man two thoughts... He LOOKS like someone who would do that. Lord, please forgive my prejudices. Only Misdemeanor assault? Once bites are involved, things are getting nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2014 two thoughts... He LOOKS like someone who would do that. Lord, please forgive my prejudices. Only Misdemeanor assault? Once bites are involved, things are getting nasty. Only if they're møøse bites. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Those can be nasty, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 A raving lunatic waiting for a mailed cheque bit my sister once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 And I apologized afterwards. I was hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 And I apologized afterwards. I was hungry. Like an apology would do after she caught what you're carrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Hey, I'm carrying less than you suggest. I'm still waiting for that check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Woman arrested for delinquent video rental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Woman arrested for delinquent video rental I think this is more like a Dumb Justice System story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 “Catch me if you can” helmet-cam motorcyclist who taunted police is caught Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I think this is more like a Dumb Justice System story. Dumb Justice. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 19, 2014 Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 Dumb Justice. Sounds like a sitcom waiting to happen. "They took away his gun and his badge. But they couldn't take away his love of the law. Too bad he's a blithering idiot. Adam Sandler is... Dumb Justice." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2014 I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 Only if they're møøse bites. Those can be nasty, you know. ANYTHING involving a MOOSE can be nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 Officer finds students’ disco snow cave on college campus Lucius and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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