Pariah Posted November 24, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 "My Lord, the ship appears to be deserted." "How can that be? They're hiding." "Yes sir. But the bridge seems to be run by computer. It is the only thing speaking." "Speaking? Let me hear." "Nine ... eight ... seven ... six ... five ... " "GET OUT! GET OUT OF THERE! GET OUT!" "... one ..." Dr. MID-Nite and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2023 "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person - of a hero - is how well they succeed at being who they are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2023 "Never without my permission." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2023 Report Share Posted November 30, 2023 Warden: Your turn, Johnny. The priest you requested has arrived. "Priest" (actually one of Johnny's gang members): Are you ready, my son? Johnny: I'm ready if you are, father. "Priest" (opens Bible to show Johnny it's hollowed out and holds the ammo drum for a Tommy gun): Dominus obiscum. Nabisco. Es spiritu sanctum. Prisoner #1: So long, Johnny. (passes Johnny part of a Tommy gun) "Priest": They gustuvus. Me gustuvus. You gustuvus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus. Prisoner #2: Be brave, Johnny (passes him another part of a Tommy gun) "Priest": When's the next bus? Johnny: Always, Nails. "Priest": Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radios go loudy. Prisoner #3: Good luck, Johnny (passes him another part of a Tommy gun) "Priest": Semper fidelis. Hi fidelis. Johnny (having a hard time assembling the gun): Why didn't I take shop? "Priest": Post meridian. Ante meridian. Uncle merdian. All the little meridians. Prisoner #4: Goodbye, Johnny (passes him another part to a Tommy gun) Johnny: Bye, Rock. "Priest": The Magna Carta. Master charge-a. Prisoner #5: Spit in his eye, Johnny (passes him final part to a Tommy gun) "Priest": Doom vitalis. Lots of vitalis. (passes Johnny the ammo drum) Warden: Do you have any last words, Johnny? (turns around to face Johnny) Johnny (racks a round into the Tommy gun's chamber and points it at the warden) Warden (raises hands): Well said! slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted November 30, 2023 Report Share Posted November 30, 2023 "You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2023 Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 "... Just the word 'dweeb' doesn't mean anything to you guys?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2023 "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You could smell crazy on him." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 28, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 "I want $10 million a year for the rest of my life." "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 28, 2023 Report Share Posted December 28, 2023 "Real political power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony! I mean, If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Gordon's Alive ? Flash ! Flash, I love you ! But we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth ! Klytus ! Are your men on the right pills ? Maybe you should execute their trainer ? General Kala, Flash Gordon approaching. What do you mean 'Flash Gordon approaching' ? On a Hawkman rocket cycle. Shall I inform His Majesty ? Imbecile ! The Emperor would shoot you for interrupting his wedding with this news ! Fire when Gordon's in range ! He's escaping, idiot ! Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 18 Author Report Share Posted January 18 "I still don't know what 'transformation' means, but I feel like this forest has changed us all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 "Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 "Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again as long as I live. I swear it. But here's the problem: You've got to let me live. How can I prove my good faith to you? If you've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course, but I'd be very disappointed." slikmar and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1 hour ago, Pariah said: "Lord, I'll never pick another pocket again as long as I live. I swear it. But here's the problem: You've got to let me live. How can I prove my good faith to you? If you've heard me, this ledge will remain steady as a rock, and that thing coming at me won't be what I think it is. If it is, there's no hard feelings, of course, but I'd be very disappointed." Man I love that movie, and not just for the first time I remember seeing Michelle Pfeiffer, thought that helped. After seeing it, went and bought the book and read it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 It could be any one of them. But which one ? Which ones ? Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder. You mean where there's a fish there could be a Penguin ? But wait ! It happened at sea. See ? C for Catwoman ! Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg... The Joker ! All adds up to a sinister riddle. Riddle-R. Riddler ! Oh, the thought strikes me. So dreadful, I scarcely dare give it utterance. The four of them. Their forces combined. Holy nightmare ! Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too ! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate ! We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over.. Take over *what*, Batman ? Gotham City ? Any *two* of them would try that ! The whole country ? If it were three of them, I would say yes, but *four* ? Their minimum objective must be... the *entire* world. slikmar and Dr. MID-Nite 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 "Ok, let's take it from the top." "The top of what??" "Name!" "My name?" "No, my name!" "I do not know your name." "You play games with me mister, and you're through!!" "I am? May I go now?" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2 Author Report Share Posted March 2 "This axe was a gift to me from the Czarina of Tokyo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 "Bruno, your room is the worst!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 "I always wanted a tail...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 What star sign is he ? Capricorn. Capricorn, eh ? What are they like ? He is the son of God, our Messiah. King of the Jews. And that's Capricorn, is it ? No, no, that's just him. Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them. People of Jewusalum, Wome... is your fwiend! To pwove our fwiendship, we will welease one of our wong-doers! Who shall I welease? Welease Woger ! Welease Woger !, Welease Woger ! Vewy well, I shall... Welease... Woger ! Uh, we haven't got a "Woger", sir. Pontius Pilate: Oh, okay. We have no "Woger' ! Well what about "Wodewick" then ? Welease Wodewick !, Welease Wodewick Vewy well! I shall welease... Wodewick ! Sir, there's no "Wodewick". Who is this "Wodewick" you speak of ? He's a wobber ! And a wapist ! And a pick-pocket ! I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ... Dickus? What about you ? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... ... Dickus ? He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called ? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks BoloOfEarth, tkdguy and L. Marcus 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 "It's called a Laaance, HELLLOOO?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. HE DIDN'T FALL ? INCONCEIVABLE. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 (edited) Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe ? Edited March 6 by death tribble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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