Pariah Posted November 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2021 "To live without you, only that would be torture." "A day alone, only that would be death." Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2021 "Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby. [beat] Right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 "Did you come back to say you forgive me? To save my soul?" "No." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2021 "I failed you, Ben. I'm sorry." "I'm sure you are! The Resistance is dead! The war is over, and when I kill you, I will have killed the last Jedi!" "Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong. The Rebellion is reborn today. The war is just beginning. And I will not be the last Jedi." "I'll destroy her...and you...and all of it." "No. Strike me down in anger, and I will always be with you. Just like your father." "No..." "See you around, kid." L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2021 "Oh, he's so handsome. Just like his reward posters." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1, 2022 Report Share Posted January 1, 2022 I want room service ! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker ! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2022 "I don't know how to thank you guys!" "I don't know why to thank you guys." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2022 Let's imagine... if you glimpsed the future, you were frightened by what you saw, what would you do with that information? You would go to... the politicians, captains of industry? And how would you convince them? Data? Facts? Good luck! The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in. But what if... what if there was a way of skipping the middle man and putting the critical news directly into everyone's head? The probability of wide-spread annihilation kept going up. The only way to stop it was to show it. To scare people straight. Because, what reasonable human being wouldn't be galvanized by the potential destruction of everything they've ever known or loved? To save civilization, I would show its collapse. But, how do you think this vision was received? How do you think people responded to the prospect of imminent doom? They gobbled it up like a chocolate eclair! They didn't fear their demise, they re-packaged it. It could be enjoyed as video-games, as TV shows, books, movies, the entire world wholeheartedly embraced the apocalypse and sprinted towards it with gleeful abandon. Meanwhile, your Earth was crumbling all around you. You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation. Explain that one! Bees and butterflies start to disappear, the glaciers melt, algae blooms. All around you the coal mine canaries are dropping dead and you won't take the hint! In every moment there's the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So, you dwell on this terrible future. You resign yourselves to it for one reason, because that future does not ask anything of you today. So yes, we saw the iceberg and warned the Titanic. But you all just steered for it anyway, full steam ahead. Why? Because you want to sink! You gave up! That's not the monitor's fault. That's yours. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 "You broke my heart!" "Don't worry, I'm a doctor, I can fix it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 14, 2022 Report Share Posted March 14, 2022 Attention ! Attention ! Ladies and gentlemen, attention. There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way and we desperately need your help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 18, 2022 Report Share Posted March 18, 2022 "Now now, the Canadian government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 21, 2022 Report Share Posted March 21, 2022 "I'm Meilin Lee. And ever since I turned 13, I've been doin' my own thing, makin' my own moves; 24/7/365. I wear what I want, say what I want, and I will not hesitate to do a spontaneous cartwheel if I feel so moved!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2022 "...aaand that's why coffee is for grown-ups!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 "You know, I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married." Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 12, 2022 Report Share Posted April 12, 2022 14 hours ago, Pariah said: "You know, I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married." "Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now, the FBI'd give him twins!" Tjack and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again” slikmar and Ternaugh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 (edited) On 4/11/2022 at 10:31 PM, Pariah said: "You know, I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married." On 4/12/2022 at 1:03 PM, BoloOfEarth said: "Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now, the FBI'd give him twins!" “You know cow mutilations are up 10%.” ********************** “What do you want?” “Peace on earth, good will towards men.” ”We’re the United States Government....WE DON’T DO THAT!!” ”Tell him you’ll try.” ************************************ ”You could have anything in the world, and you’re asking for my phone number?” “Yes.” ”555-1234” (I couldn’t remember the number, what do you expect at 3:43 am?) Edited April 22, 2022 by Tjack BoloOfEarth, Pariah and slikmar 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 22, 2022 Report Share Posted April 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Tjack said: “You know cow mutilations are up 10%.” ********************** “What do you want?” “Peace on earth, good will towards men.” ”We’re the United States Government....WE DON’T DO THAT!!” ”Tell him you’ll try.” ************************************ ”You could have anything in the world, and you’re asking for my phone number?” “Yes.” ”555-1234” (I couldn’t remember the number, what do you expect at 3:43 am?) Sneakers was a great movie. I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2022 “Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 DAMN THE MAN!!! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!! slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2022 "This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 23, 2022 Report Share Posted May 23, 2022 "Mostly I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me. How I used to sit on your face and wriggle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 "Gordon..." "Who's this Gordon character?" "That is your name, Gordon..." "My mother calls me Sting. My children call me Sting." (In case anyone wonders, that's from Michael Apted's documentary Bring on the Night, about the recording of Sting's seminal "solo" debut The Dream of the Blue Turtles.) Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Huxley: Simon Phoenix really matched his meat! You really licked his ass!Spartan: [relatively calm expression] Huxley?Huxley: Yes?Spartan: That's met his match, and kicked, kicked his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "They're pinging away with their active sonar like they're looking for something, but nobody's listening." "What do you mean?" "Well, they're moving at almost forty knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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