death tribble Posted May 24, 2023 Report Share Posted May 24, 2023 Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one. DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus. It's just a metaphor, dude. His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head. *Nothing* goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it. I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2023 "Grandpa... do you think you can read it for me again tomorrow?" "As you wish." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2023 "Right turn, Clyde." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2023 Report Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) ""One of the benefits of being Section Chief is that I know who gets promoted. You have no kills on your record, and promotion to 00 requires..." "Two" (A moment's pause) "How did he die." "Your contact? Not well." "Made you feel it, did he? Well, I wouldn't worry. The second is..." (Sound of a muffled gunshot) "Yes, much." Edited August 8, 2023 by Michael Hopcroft Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 "Remember, Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2023 "What is your quest?" "I must kill a man." "Tell me - does this walking corpse have a name?" "His Grace, the Bishop of Aquila." "The Bishop. I see. Well... Well, then you have much to do. And I've already been enough of a burden to you. I do hope our paths cross again one day." "I need you to guide me into the city." "Not for the life of my mother! Even if I knew who she was." "You are the only one who has ever escaped from there." "It was chance! Pure chance! A miracle! Once in a lifetime! I fell down a hole and followed my nose!" "I have waited almost two years for a sign from God. So when I heard the morning bells of Aquila, I knew the moment of my destiny had come. You will be my guiding angel." "Me? Sir, the truth is I talk to God all the time, and no offense, but He never mentioned you." slikmar and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 (edited) I love that movie, book was good too and the movie did a decent job of following it: Etienne Navarre : [after catching Phillipe using his sword to cut firewood] This sword has been in my family for five generations. It has never known defeat. Until now. Edited August 15, 2023 by slikmar Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Matthew Broderick's best role, in my humble opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 Bar War Games. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 17 minutes ago, L. Marcus said: Bar War Games. Bar War Games? shall-we-play-a-drinking-game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 "Marshal Ney, you will be the first to confront there Werewolf. I know you love this man." "I did -- once. But I promise Your Majesty I will send him back to Paris in an iron cage!" "Soldiers of the Fifth! You know me. If you want to shoot your Emperor, well -- here I am." 'Napoleon is not a gentleman." "Why, Arthur, how very English of you!" "On the battlefield, his hat is worth 50,000 men -- but he's not a gentleman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 "Wait a minute... when did the hangar go up?" "I told you! When Xur attacked!" "And where were the Starfighters?" "In the hangar!" "You mean they're dead?" "Death is a primitive concept. I prefer to think of them as battling evil in another dimension." "In another dimension? How many are left?" "Including yourself?" "Yeah." "One!" "One?!" slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 "Smart kid. He read my mind." "With your English, he doesn't have much choice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2023 "You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 "If you aim at nothing, you hit nothing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "Champagne?" "We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos." "You're right. Something red." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "Ah, yes. That is usually the first. Let me see if I remember it correctly. While the English attack from without, the wicked Cardinal undermines from within, forging a secret alliance with Buckingham and placing himself on the throne. But really, Your Majesty, why stop there? I have heard much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods, seduce the queen in her own chamber, teach pigs to dance and horses to fly, and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 16, 2023 Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 A brass unicorn has been catapulted across a London street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me, gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "Your beauty would make even the most chaste of men think of...impurity." "I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity." "Perhaps you're right." ''I was making an observation, not an offer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2023 "Only a fool would try and arrest us twice in one day." "You're under arrest." "A fool." "Are you coming peacefully or do you intend to resist?" "Oh don't be so stupid, of course we intend to resist! Just give us a moment, all right?" "Five of them, three of us. Hardly seems fair." "Maybe we should give them a chance to surrender." "Excuse me, but there's four of us." "It's not your fight. You're not a Musketeer." "I may not wear the tunic, but I believe I have the heart of a Musketeer." "Warrior!" "Poet!" "You got a name, boy?" "D'Artagnan." "Athos, Porthos, Aramis." "Pleased to meet you again." "Pleasure." "Everyone acquainted?" "NOW, we are prepared to resist you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2023 "I'm the greatest, I'm number one!" "To me, you look like number two, know what I mean?" "What DOES he mean, Miss Skeffington?" "I'll tell you later. It's disgusting." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 "Jack-Jack has powers?!" "We know! Fight now, talk later!" BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 "There are no guards -- only Prisoners and the worlds they have made." "I am the Duke of New York! I am A Number One!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 "Now, let's kick Hasbro in the ****!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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