death tribble Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Listen to yourself chum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Listen to yourself chumI.e., put your illegal bait into the water quietly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Neilson Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Dance like nobody’s watching, write emails like one day they may be read aloud in a deposition Netzilla and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Make sure your ventilation ducts are too small to crawl through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2017 Report Share Posted March 10, 2017 Don't mis-serve your own needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Never let 'em see you sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 The grass is always greener if you use the right kind of spray paint. Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Red wunz go fasta. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 The grass is always greener if you use the right kind of spray paint. That literally happened on base here once, back in the eighties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Dance like nobody’s watching, write emails like one day they may be read aloud in a deposition or write your e-mails like the CIA is reading them, because they probably will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 The grass is always greener if you use the right kind of spray paint. That literally happened on base here once, back in the eighties. The case I witnessed was in the 1970s, but I saw the same thing. And they watered the painted grass, and the paint (some of it) washed into the street, and the discolored stain that was left behind from that persisted for weeks. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 The case I witnessed was in the 1970s, but I saw the same thing. And they watered the painted grass, and the paint (some of it) washed into the street, and the discolored stain that was left behind from that persisted for weeks. Heh. Long time ago I worked at a place where they tested radios. There was a large sealed sound booth with a fan running in the ceiling. The fan was squeaking so they told the maintenance guy to replace/fix it. He sprayed it with WD-40. By afternoon the next day 5 people were covered with skin rashes and had trouble breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Serve your own needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 It takes 5 parking spaces to park 3 cars. (or is that just at Wal-Marts, banks at lunch hour, and my place of work ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 1) Don't follow any advice in this thread 2) Ignore "1)", do it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 If you follow the advice on this thread, the posters are not legally responsible for what happens. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Don't get caught in foreign towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Address the envelope before putting the stamp on. Hugh Neilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Light a candle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Two Secrets for Ultimate Success: 1. Never reveal everything you know. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 Light a motive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 After working with chile peppers in the kitchen, wash your hands well, with lots of soap and hot water, twice. ((Failure to do this may cause great discomfort after you next rub your eye or your (or someone else's), ah, private parts.)) EDIT^2: Ow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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