Burrito Boy Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 I want to date a girl who works at a nursery (the plant kind) so I can call her Quicklime Girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 There's a lot of dumb on the internet today. Xavier Onassiss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 I was looking at nose art and came across a B-24 with the name Flak Magnet II. I would NOT fly in that plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 13, 2016 Report Share Posted May 13, 2016 The best covers come in two categories: a well done, faithful rendition, and taking the song in a new direction, making it yours. The song Catch the Wind by Donovan (1965) is a song about heartbreak of a man who can't be with the one he loves. Twelve years later, Sammy Hagar covered it on his self-titled second album. Sammy's version adds guitars and such going to rock ballad, but to me, the biggest change is that, despite lamenting the difficulty of the task ahead, the man in the song refuses to give up, swearing to catch the wind. yeah. Not sure why I had to write this, but I did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 It's Friday the 13th? No WONDER it's been such a crappy day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted May 14, 2016 Report Share Posted May 14, 2016 I had a rather... disturbing epiphany. Squids have got tentacles, but actually, octopi only have eightacles. I should have realized this many years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 Tragedy on Page 4: First problem, student has correct answer, crosses it all out & writes in mostly wrong one. Second problem: student gets good start then overthinks it & ends up lost. Third problem: student has erased an initial answer, overwriting a wrong one in. What little I can make out of the erasure looks good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 The most dangerous question. Should I start to begin considering the option of maybe investigating dating again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 There is an uproar over the new logo for DC comics. I mean, it's one thing to say, "I don't like this logo." but nerds don't do that, they call the Logo "Sh@t" and threaten to rape it on Twitter. There's a (small) uproar over a logo change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 I asked myself why I still bother. Then told myself that, after all, these days I barely do bother. Still, it's kind of a wonder that I bother at all. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says I shouldn't let it bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Reading the Political Discussion thread is like watching a season of Survivor - people with differing viewpoints living on a dangerous island and then voted off when they screw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 You know it's a windy day when you see birds flying sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 Rocking out at work is so freeing oh $#!t, they're looking. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I am amused at the people wallowing in Game of Thrones deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I must light a fire under my ass... come on, Hermit, you have rednecks in your family. They light farts all the time... you can do THIS! It's in your blood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 My wife still has Jingle Bells for her ringtone. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 England now has the youngest player to reach 10,000 test runs which is nice. AFC Wimbledon got promoted to League 1 beating Plymouth Argyle at Wembley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 100 years ago today, the Battle of Jutland took place. This resulted in the largest loss of life suffered by the Royal Navy in a single day. Although the Germans sank more British ships they retired to port and never tried to contest the North Sea again. Jutland was seen as a loss by the public due to the number of dead and the fact the ships blew up catastrophically. There have been several programmes about it recently which illustrated that poor safety procedures and strategy were responsible for the losses. And afterwards there was a fair amount of covering up. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Ah, those sad days when you want to be boss like Optimus Prime but begin to worry you're more of a whiny Starscream type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Just got hair and beard all trimmed for summer. A tad too much grey in the spoil heap, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Dammit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 You know what, Dude? Maybe you shouldn't talk to the media. Maybe you should just sit back and rejoice in the fact that your rapist son's life is probably going to be fine in a few years because he got a joke of a sentence and the memory of the public isn't that long. Maybe you and your piece of crap kid should just put your heads down and shut up. Just go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 Dear Mr. X, Asking when is the last day of classes about 12 hours before that last day of classes begins, following some truly vacuous topical questions about the overdue lab work, does a great job of icing the impression that you have been paying no attention to anything. The kicker that I cannot put a face to your name means you cannot even use the doe-eyed innocent look when I am considering where to draw the F line. Cheers, Dr. Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 And worst brother of the year award goes to... moi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 400 favourites put on pictures in Deviantart. That is what happens when you lose a week due to broadband difficulties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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