Jump to content

June '18 Superdraft: A War for the Ages


Pariah

Recommended Posts

The Search for Ted
Continues…

 

"Are you totally sure he's dead?" asked Bill.

 

WickTed answered. "I'm sure."

 

"Totally, totally sure?"

 

"Totally sure," WickTed responded. "... Dude. Trust me, if there's one thing I know, it's what a dead body looks like, and that--" He pointed to the corpse of Marko. At least, he pointed to where it should have been. "Whoa."

 

NeoTed responded similarly.

 

"This is most non-triumphant," said Bill. They decided to press pause on evil bloodsucking Bill while they went after Ted once more.

 

"I have a good feeling about this one, dudes. Let's go find Ted!"

 

"Party on," said the operator babe once more as she sent the phone booth to England, 1893. This Ted looked right, but he kept speaking in this weird accent. 

 

"We would have been here sooner, Ted, but we had vampire trouble."

 

"Do you mean Dracula?" asked Jonathan Harker.

 

"No, dude, I mean a real vampire. Not a movie dude."

 

"I can assure you, Dracula is very real."

 

"No way!" said Bill.

 

"Way!" said Harker.

 

NeoTed said, "Oh, he'll fit right in."

 

WickTed asked, "What's going on with you're accent?"

 

EnglishTed, as he was dubbed by Bill, said, "I'm English."

 

"I don't think so," said WickTed. NeoTed nudged him in the side and shook his head. WickTed just sighed, "Alright, whatever."

 

***

 

The next member of the San Dimas story, Jonathan Harker!

 

 

150632-07___harker_whoaw.jpg

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Search for Ted

continues...

 

"Let me get this straight, we're dealing with--not one, but--two vampires, including Dracula himself?" WickTed had to admit, this was outside of his league.

 

"Dude..."

 

"Bogus..."

 

"Whoa..."

 

"And we still have to find Ted, dudes!" reminded Bill.

 

"Operator babe, the situation is most heinous at the moment. Can you find our guy or not?"
 

The operator babe said, "Be excellent to each other," and they all crammed into the phone booth.

 

The newly found Ted didn't seem surprised by the weirdness of what was going on. He lit a cigarette and said, "Vampires... yeah, I can help you with that."

 

Bill played an air riff, and the other Teds, all of whom had been there too long, joined in.

 

***

 

San Dimas selects from America(?) early 2000s, John Constantine!

 

Constantine-KeanuReeves.jpg?fit=740,%2B9

 

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, Doc Shadow said:

Pariah, I don't mean to be a PITA, but do you think might update the rosters some day?  And then maybe finish up the draft and put up the poll?

 

Just an idea.

 

Okay, I've got the updates completed. I think. As always, please check and see what I've mucked up.

 

I'll post final updates and the poll no earlier than Monday of next week.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...