Pariah Posted December 3, 2019 Report Share Posted December 3, 2019 "You do not wish to know anything. You wish only to speak. That which you know, you ignore, because it is inconvenient. That which you do not know, you invent. But none of that matters, except that he was a good man, a kind man, who cared about the world, even when the world cared nothing for him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2019 Report Share Posted December 4, 2019 "Humans have relied on Mods for thousands of years. Glasses to let us see better, artificial hearts to replace bum tickers, and the next logical step -- Scissor hands and telescopic spider legs!" "Crisis! Another critical life juncture in the ongoing saga that is Tiffany!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 "Hello new friend, my name is Fred. The words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 "It is the opinion of the Asgard high council that Stargate Command should be left in the very capable hands of General Hammond and his team. And while our continued friendship with Earth is not contingent on that, it is preferred." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2019 Report Share Posted December 5, 2019 This nut thinks he's a vampire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 "I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined." "Oh, we call 'em linebackers. Or serial killers, depends on if they're . . . professional or amateur." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 6, 2019 Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 My friend died on the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2019 Excuse me, I have a call into Canada and you can only get a line once a week . . . No, Your Majesty it's not evil spirits, it's rain . . . rain! . . . Yes, try and kill it if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 "You can start by removing your clothes." "Not without dinner and flowers." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 "Perhaps it is something I said?" "Perhaps it is everything you say." Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2019 Report Share Posted December 11, 2019 "I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold." "Bounty hunting is a complicated profession. Proof of termination will be accepted for a lower fee." "I have spoken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 "The perfectly shorn black sheep of the Robertsons." "Kinda funny that the black sheep of our family is a preacher." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 "Pay no attention, Fritz! We still have plenty of ham left?" "Yes, sir!" "Good! [lividly angry] Sandwiches for us, for the guests in the front room... [screaming] but not for the police! The police shall receive no sandwiches!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 22, 2019 Report Share Posted December 22, 2019 "How do you allow Klingon peta'Q to walk around in a Starfleet uniform?" "You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies." "Remove this tohzah from my sight!" "Your knowledge of Klingon curses is impressive. But, as a Romulan might say, only a veruul would use such language in public." "We have everything we need for our report. Your prisoner has been returned to you. You have a decision to make: either try to force them back or welcome them home. In your own words, this is not our affair. We cannot interfere with the natural course of your society's development and I'd say it's likely to develop significantly during the next several minutes." "They took everything I was. They used me to kill and to destroy and I couldn't stop them. I should have been able to stop them. I tried. I tried so hard. But I wasn't strong enough. I wasn't good enough! I should have been able to stop them. I should... I should..." "So... my brother is a human being after all. This is going to be with you a long time, Jean-Luc. A long time." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 I love Wives. They never pester you to marry them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 "You are not ready for immortality." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 "Paralyzed Horse's log, July 3, 3085. Everyday I hear and I see eternity. I am frozen in awe of my knowledge of forever, but I belong only to one girl. Nowhere can I see more clearly than into her heart. When Beth feels heartbreak, I'm stranded in the Stygian Void. Helpless to comfort her, for I am just a horse. Sleep now, Bravest Warriors, and dream of doors and keys and Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips. Today something unnatural has slipped into your universe, an octave of death, a tentacle of time. It is the final gift and it is not for you. Beth does not know it now, but this gift is for her..." "Swifter than the leopards, more fierce than the evening wolves. Fear me, for when armored by her love, I possess the strength to fight a god! I fight, so that she may go on, for I am just a horse." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 27, 2019 Report Share Posted December 27, 2019 Is that my stuff? You weren't using it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Today Nobel Prize winning Physicist Stephen Hawking used his motorized wheelchair to push Neal Degrasse Tyson into traffic. He was heard saying "Die . . . You . . . Hack." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2019 Honesty if the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 31, 2019 Report Share Posted December 31, 2019 You know, if people could just learn to keep their secret underground hatches locked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 "Hold on there please, madam, I need you to do what I say. This could be a potential crime scene." "Why are you calling me “madam”?" "Because you’re a woman." "Am I? Does it suit me?""What?" "Oh, yeah! I remember. Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman." wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 1, 2020 Report Share Posted January 1, 2020 "I'm Barbara Walters, and this is 2020." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 I don't know if you noticed or not but I'm an extremely arrogant man who tends to think all of his plans will work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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