death tribble Posted April 18, 2020 Report Share Posted April 18, 2020 Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences: you will go to prison for five years. drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 18, 2020 Report Share Posted April 18, 2020 Stand by your bed ! Wait for it, wait for it, 2, 3 knickers down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 Gentlemen, you are about to enter the most important and fascinating sphere of police work: the world of forensic medicine, where untold victims of many homicides will reach back from the grave and point back a finger accusingly at their assailant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 9 hours ago, Greywind said: Gentlemen, you are about to enter the most important and fascinating sphere of police work: the world of forensic medicine, where untold victims of many homicides will reach back from the grave and point back a finger accusingly at their assailant. I missed that episode of Quincy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 21, 2020 Report Share Posted April 21, 2020 That was first from when it started on the NBC Mystery Movie. "Go Fight City Hall... To The Death." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 "Am I crazy, or does he look just like Shaggy from Scooby Doo?" "Yes, and yes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2020 Report Share Posted May 1, 2020 "'Pineapple Salad? Is that some type of code?" " I don't think you'd realize how terrified I'd get every time you fly off on a combat mission. It's almost as if you pilots think that it's some kind of wonderful game when you're off on those Veritechs." " It's never been a game, Claudia. Maybe someday you'll understand that." "Anyway, I've said what I had in my mind and I promised I'll keep my mouth shut about it in the future. [turns to Roy and holds finished pineapple salad high] Dinner's ready. [sees Roy not strumming guitar while putting salad on table] What? Well, don't tell me I put you to sleep. Is anything wrong?" "Oh. Ohhhh..."[slumps from sofa] " Roy?" [gasps upon seeing wounds]" ROY!?!?" [cries] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 "I have a file with 900 pages of analysis and contingency plans for war with Mars, including fourteen scenarios about what to do if they develop an unexpected new technology. My file for what to do if an advanced alien species comes calling is three pages long, and it begins with, "Step 1: Find God." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 "Well, now what?" "I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O." "Call Daniel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 Oh you could do that. And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed the charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 "I said, A PACKET FROM THE TRANSVAAL, HOW STRANGE! What could it possibly be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 11, 2020 Report Share Posted May 11, 2020 "Why'd y'all order a dead guy fer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 "The morning is evil." "Your best friend is a polar bear dog. Somehow, that makes perfect sense." "And Bolin loses his noodles! Literally. Which reminds me, this match is brought to you by our sponsor, Flameo Instant Noodles! Noodliest noodles in the United Republic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 "The Universe is vast, and we are so small. There is really only one thing we can ever truly control." "What's that?" "Whether we are good or evil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragitsu Posted May 14, 2020 Report Share Posted May 14, 2020 Leela: "Fry, why are you cheering? You're not rich." Fry: "No, but someday I might be. Then people like me better watch their step!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2020 Report Share Posted May 15, 2020 "Though a candle burns in my house, there's nobody home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2020 Report Share Posted May 16, 2020 "Look what I brought to this place." "It's not your fault." "Yes, it is.These people got their town destroyed trying to protect me." "I know it feels wrong to run, but it's the only way." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction ? Cause I don't. And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. Sorry, did I say something wrong ? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed. You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot ? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline. "Reverse primary thrust, Marvin." That's what they say to me. "Open airlock number 3, Marvin." "Marvin, can you pick up that piece of paper ?" Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 "So, now you are King, as was your wish. I salute you from the dead. Hail Eldrad! King... of nothing." "Killing me isn't going to help you. It isn't going to do me much good either." "Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard." "Why are you putting fire in your mouth?" "Good lord. Has the girl never seen a pipe before?" "There's no tobacco where Leela comes from." "Sounds healthy, but exceedingly dull." "Sometimes my brilliance astonishes even me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 19, 2020 Report Share Posted May 19, 2020 "I know nothing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 “Men are not men on the battlefield. We turn into some other creature. you can do the cruellest things… It doesn’t even matter if it’s an order or not. To protect yourself, your mind shuts out any emotions you have. It’s like a steel door. But once the war is over, you can’t keep it closed forever.” “Any man who has the brains to think and the nerve to act for the benefit of the people of the country, is considered a radical, by those who are content with stagnation and willing to endure disaster.” “In order to obtain something, there must be something of equal value. It is the law of conservation in alchemy. Back then, we believed that it was the truth of the world. However, the real world isn’t perfect, so there is not just a single law that governs everything that happens within it.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 “It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.” wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 It's Tuesday. He doesn't take heads on Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Don't speak disparagingly of my shiny little badge. It goes well with my beady little eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2020 Report Share Posted May 30, 2020 "All right, Carter, do your thing. Reynolds, I want flanking positions set up on either side of the clearing." "Roger that." "Rig the perimeter with C4 and Claymores." "Not much faith in Plan A?" "Since when has Plan A ever worked?" "Right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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