Pariah Posted January 6, 2020 Report Share Posted January 6, 2020 “So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f— off.” Iuz the Evil, BoloOfEarth, Tjack and 3 others 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 I just like to meet a woman before she sees me naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 Everyone turn away. I want no witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 Why am I wasting time talking to you when I have the perfect murder to plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2020 Report Share Posted January 19, 2020 "They must be getting desperate to try something like this. They know we're onto them. Why else would they try to kill me?" "Is this a multiple-choice question?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 G’Quon wrote, “There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities; it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 I've spent my whole life stickin' it to the man. If I do this, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 "Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 No more touching strange things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 "It's all fun and games till one of you gets my foot up your a**." "You don't care now, but holy crap, are you gonna care when I start to get my revenge on. You'll be doing all sorts of caring." "You know what's really disturbing about you... other than everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 "Whose side are you on?" "I am on the side of the truth. Is there another?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 Understanding is a three-edged sword: your side, their side, and the truth. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 "You're using science for no good! We took an oath that we would try to do that less." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 "I declare Ted the victor... and Victor, the loser." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 Well, that's what best friends do sometimes. And in this case it also happens to be true. Take care of yourself, Rodney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 ""Look, Doctor, I've seen some spaceships in my time, admittedly nothing like this. Well, what does this do?" "That is the dematerialising control and that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 Well, why should I take offense ? Just because it's human nature to make assumptions about people purely on the basis of their physical appearances ? Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example. I've taken in your all-American features, your dour demeanour, your unimaginative necktie design, and concluded that you work for the government... an FBI agent. But you see the tragedy ? I have unconsciously reduced you to a stereotype, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual. But I am an FBI agent. Just because I'm not of so-called average height does not mean I must receive my thrills vicariously. Not all women are attracted to overly tall, lanky men such as yourself. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly alluring. You'd be surprised how many men do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2020 Report Share Posted February 7, 2020 "Bacon Pancakes! Makin' Bacon Pancakes! Take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake! Bacon Pancakes, that's what it's gonna make -- BACON PANCAAAAKE!" bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 "Armed goons, crazy robot, giant bomb...still not the worst weekend I've had in Vegas." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 My underwear is solid rubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 On 1/25/2020 at 8:21 AM, Pariah said: "Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack!" They never should have hired Harold Pinter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 15, 2020 Report Share Posted February 15, 2020 "You are in Wakanda now, Crossbones. Which means you don't even get to die without my permission." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 "Yes, as his trainer takes him off the field like a moustached lion dragging a gazelle through the Serengeti." "Look at him beg for mercy when it's mercy that should be begging for him!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 People say "Everything happens for a reason" all the time, but if you're not paying attention it can sound like "Anything can happen with a razor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted February 21, 2020 Report Share Posted February 21, 2020 A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no. That's gonna be more fun than Shark Week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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